If I'm not carrying my pedometer

Do my steps still count?

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📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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About my pedometer...

It always spikes up whenever I pass a white van.

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📅︎ Jul 05 2014
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I'm trying to get in shape and I started wearing a pedometer...

That's weird, it goes off every time I see you!

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📅︎ Aug 12 2016
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He was so proud

My dad wants to get in shape so we bought him a pedometer so he can track how much he runs at the park. When we gave him the pedometer he said, "what, is this to measure the power of my farts?"

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📅︎ Jun 16 2014
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