I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.” I said, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
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Thomas Jefferson was the first person to ever write an ice cream recipe in America

It was pretty revolutionary.

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What was Thomas Jefferson's dad's name?

Thomas Jefferdad.

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Dad Joked by a Thomas Jefferson Impersonator at Work Today

Would this be considered a dad joke or an 18/19th century dad joke? Either way, I just about walked out the building after reading this.

ME: Hi Tom,

Thank you for taking the time to speak with me today and if there is anything we can do in the future, please don't hesitate to ask.

I was hoping you would be able to leave a Yelp review for other potential clients to see. I know that we will not be working together anymore, but we would really appreciate the feedback.

Thomas Jefferson: Matt,

Happy to offer you an encomium, however, I know of no connection between hounds striking the line of scent on a fox and complimenting a business enterprise of the 21st century.

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A girl posted this with the title "Daddy's got jokes." Yes, yes he does.
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Dad: I was named after Thomas Jefferson

Son: But dad your name is Brian Dad: I know but I was named after him

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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson…

He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.” I said, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson…

He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.”

I said, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.” I said, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.”

I replied, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

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I told my daughter she was named after Thomas Jefferson...

She said "Dad... my name is Scarlett."

"Yeah, I know. But you were named after Thomas Jefferson."

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I was named after Thomas Jefferson.

My name is zack-n-cheese, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.

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When I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson, he looked quizzically at me and said, β€œBut your name is Brian...”

I exclaimed, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"

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