The Communist ....Party
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saxonez
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......

"Ah still love Vista Baby....."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipoointhepool
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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How does Nasa organize a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/opum123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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My dad literally just said this to me.

Dad: Whatcha reading?

Me: Just Reddit

Dad: Well if you already read it why are you reading it again?! (Nudges me) Get it?? Hahahaha

Me: (rolls eyes) Ha.Ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subtleglow87
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he’s a fun-gi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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There's no party like an autopsy party
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/___statik
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I threw my blind wife with a surprise birthday party

She never saw it coming!

Edit: I changed the title and still has a typo -.-`

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Flat box party
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Why was a mushroom invited to a party?

Because he is a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakedlogik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Costume Party

Host: What are you?

Me: I'm a harp.

Host: You're costume's a bit too small to be a harp.

Me: Are you calling me a Lyre?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Choice-Ad-4019
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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A man turns up to a fancy dress party with no costume apart from a naked woman on his back.

He tells the host he has come dressed as a snail.

"But who's the woman?" The host asks, confused.

"Oh, This is Michelle"

This was my 6 year old cousins favourite joke for a while and it still cracks me up especially given the concerned looks the adults share when the joke starts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awkwrdgirl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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What do you call a party for scientists?

Dance Dance Evolution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wafran
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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So my mate was at a fancy dress party dressed as a bank vault.

I said: ''I thought you were coming dressed as an apology?'' He said: 'Well, I thought I'd better be safe than sorry''.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanlloyd
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What is the most annoying part of a party with a large bowl of shared drink mix?

The punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjoggs
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Mary was 8 months pregnant when she was spotted partying at the club

Her friends saw her and asked, "Mary, what are YOU doing here??"

Mary said, "I get knocked up, but I get down again."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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My 9 year old told me this: What happens if you party to hard on May the Fourth?

>! Revenge of the Fifth!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BockBock2000
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I went to the party store to get balloons for my kids birthday and was talking to the clerk about the rising cost of helium.

The clerk said β€œActually, it is due to increased inflation.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?

Because he’s a funghi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/29thattempt
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!

Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:

Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice

I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know πŸ˜‚ Help me out if you can think of any more!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What did the egg say to the house party?

Omelette!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What do you call a pool party BBQ?

Swim meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7Deadly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What Do You Call an Amish Party?

A mishmash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Triceradoc_MD
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What do you call a detective dog's party held in the United Arab Emirates?

Scooby Dubai Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zippysausage
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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How do you organise a party in space?

Planet. And when the guests arrive, rocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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An American wants to enter a nightclub

Together with some friends from abroad, an Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemhuis
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Why didn't they let the fungi into the party?

There wasn't mush room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Safe-Examination
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a mushroom that loves to party?

Fun Gus

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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We threw a house party that ended badly last night, my wife put her best friend in hospital with a single punch.

The worst fruit allergy I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Why are farmers popular at parties?

Because they’re always dropping the beets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikethejoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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How do astronomers organize a party?

They planet.

(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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They planet!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveHood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What do German cannibals eat at parties?

Frankfurt-ers and Hamburg-ers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What did the oyster cleaner say when his colleagues threw him a party?

Aw shucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I went to a costume party dressed as a Euro. When asked what I was I told people I was new Italian currency...

They called me a lire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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The Village People are getting ready to host a party.

Nacho, nacho plan... they've gotta make a nacho plan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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How do you act big pimpin' at a pool party?

You turn the hose on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSanwich
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Not a joke for written context, but one you can use on your family.

You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"

They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.

Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Who's a dentist's least favourite Mario Party character?

D.K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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At a neighborhood party, my wife asked if I wanted to change the baby.

I said, β€œNot really. I like him the way he is.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.

It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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How do you organise a party in space

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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How does nasa organize a party?

They planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duckay_washere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Why did the mushroom go to the party

Because it was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I went to a costume party dressed as a harp. The host said my costume was too small to be a harp.

I replied, "Are you calling me a lyre?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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How do you have a party in space

You planet

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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