22 Hilarious Ils Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

If L’il Wayne did comedy...

Would we call him... LOL Wayne?

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👤︎ u/cocomaybechanel

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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It's as transparent as Kim Jong Il's casket

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👤︎ u/ElsonDaSushiChef

📅︎ Jun 12 2020

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Que s'est-il passé en l'an 1111 ?

L'invasion des Huns

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👤︎ u/Papapac

📅︎ Aug 17 2019

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My friend Il was eating my Doritos so I punched him in the face

That tortilla lesson

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight

📅︎ Aug 28 2019

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Guys, did you hear about the leader of North Korea? I heard he's Il.

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👤︎ u/eclecticEntrepreneur

📅︎ Dec 14 2011

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Kim Jong-il?

Not any more he died a while ago.

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👤︎ u/n0th1ng_r3al

📅︎ Feb 16 2017

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I just found out how Kim Jong Un's father died.

Kim Jong Ill

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👤︎ u/Chanzy94

📅︎ Sep 26 2020

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What do you call a cat that can’t breed?

Il-litterate

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👤︎ u/hoteppeter

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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I heard Kim Jong Un's father died.

I didn't even know he was il

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👤︎ u/StewPaddasso

📅︎ May 01 2017

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Did you hear about North Korea shutting down because of a Covid case?

It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.

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👤︎ u/hiddenmanna

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....

I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 23 2020

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For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson était mal dans sa peau ...

... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !

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👤︎ u/maramixus

📅︎ Apr 10 2019

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Why dose nobody tell jokes about condiments

They are ilRELLISHvant

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👤︎ u/i_love_drama_101707

📅︎ Apr 07 2019

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Kim Jong Un doesn’t like to be compared to his dad

If you ever talk, he’d prefer you don’t speak il of him

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👤︎ u/Waziot

📅︎ Feb 15 2019

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He knows to bring the flavored sparkling water, yes?

Oui, il sait porter La Croix.

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👤︎ u/IanGecko

📅︎ May 20 2017

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Did you know that Kim Jong-un became Supreme leader after his father died?

They say he was very Il.

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👤︎ u/fahambnd

📅︎ Feb 04 2018

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I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Here you go.

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👤︎ u/5Rupees

📅︎ Oct 08 2016

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I ate some dirt the other day.

Never again. I got so il

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👤︎ u/Ganders81

📅︎ May 31 2017

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Why is it bad to hunt bald eagles?

Cause its il-eagle

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👤︎ u/psychoticunicorn

📅︎ Nov 28 2014

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My mom is such a dad sometimes...

I was talking on the phone to her while traveling through Macomb, IL. Mom: You know where Macomb is? .......Right next to Mabrush!

She cracked herself up for a good ten minutes on that one.

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👤︎ u/eajmes

📅︎ Mar 24 2014

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Work in CS, some old man drop this one in a call.

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for christmas??

Il never part with it.

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👤︎ u/beantorres

📅︎ Jul 05 2014

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How did Kim Jong un's father die?

He was Kim Jong il.

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👤︎ u/SINfraRed

📅︎ Apr 25 2020

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