A list of puns related to "Pa'O"
Her: the snow is really high here
Me: you should see if they can hook you up with their dealer
I think i did it right cuz she thought i sent the text to the wrong person
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas
It's a faux pa.
He was a real faux Pa.
Pa- gammas
Iโm a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
It's a faux pa.
He's a got a faux pas now
...but with a WI/MI/PA!
He was saying he was going to visit his parents. I asked why he needed to drive to Boston and Philly and he said โTo see MA and PA.โ
Itโs a faux pas
Or would that be a faux pa?
He is now a Pa Pa
But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"
The ones with faux pas.
Pa pa pa poke her face pa pa poke her face.
Are you a faux pas?
(My 12 year old daughter came up with that!)
I guess I'm a faux pas.
ยฟQuรฉ dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?
โยกPAโCA! ยกPAโCA!โ
English:
What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?
โOver here! Over here!โ
(โPaโcaโ means โover hereโ in colloquial Spanish)
(Iโm of Cuban descent for reference)
I guess I'm just a faux pas.
Iโm a faux pas.
It's a faux pa.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโs a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโs tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโt think itโs feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Thereโs a new type of broom out, itโs sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels canโt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโs pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldnโt control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn
... keep reading on reddit โกThat would be a Faux Pa
To do so would be a faux pa...
.... it's a Faux Pa.
Would that be considered a faux Pa?
Does this make me a faux pa?
Are you a faux pa?
I'm a faux pa.
A Faux Pa
I'm a faux pa.
then are you a faux pa?
with a WI/MI/PA.
So, I guess my Dad jokes are faux pa.
It's a faux pa.
It's a faux pa.
It's a faux pa.
I'll see myself out.
I'm a faux pa
It's a faux pa
I'm a faux pa
a faux pas
A faux pa
I guess that makes me a faux pas.
I'm a faux pa.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, โIโm here for the man who shot my pa(w).โ
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