My s/o went to PA for the weekend

Her: the snow is really high here

Me: you should see if they can hook you up with their dealer

I think i did it right cuz she thought i sent the text to the wrong person

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Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner

Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.

Sisters kids: Who? WHO?

Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other

Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas

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There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.

It's a faux pa.

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My French uncle Francois was a TERRIBLE father.

He was a real faux Pa.

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What does the hulk wear to bed?

Pa- gammas

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I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.

Iโ€™m a faux pa.

Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.

I feel like a father figure now.

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Some people think it's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa.

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My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...

He's a got a faux pas now

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The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...

...but with a WI/MI/PA!

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Just talked to an old friend the other day

He was saying he was going to visit his parents. I asked why he needed to drive to Boston and Philly and he said โ€œTo see MA and PA.โ€

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PSA: It is inappropriate to make dad jokes if youโ€™re not a dad.

Itโ€™s a faux pas

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Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?

Or would that be a faux pa?

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My brother just had twins so I invited him to join the group.

He is now a Pa Pa

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I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...

But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"

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Which animals are the easiest to embarass?

The ones with faux pas.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up?

Pa pa pa poke her face pa pa poke her face.

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If you're not a father but tell a dad joke...

Are you a faux pas?

(My 12 year old daughter came up with that!)

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I often make mistakes telling Dad jokes.

I guess I'm a faux pas.

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This one is in spanish, but Iโ€™ll translate also!!

ยฟQuรฉ dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?

โ€œยกPAโ€™CA! ยกPAโ€™CA!โ€

English:

What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?

โ€œOver here! Over here!โ€

(โ€œPaโ€™caโ€ means โ€œover hereโ€ in colloquial Spanish)

(Iโ€™m of Cuban descent for reference)

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I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.

I guess I'm just a faux pas.

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I tell dad jokes but Iโ€™m not actually a father...

Iโ€™m a faux pas.

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Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...

It's a faux pa.

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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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Never tell a Dad Joke if you're not a Dad

That would be a Faux Pa

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I am not a dad, so I canโ€™t tell dad jokes

To do so would be a faux pa...

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It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad

.... it's a Faux Pa.

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If you tell a dad joke without being a father...

Would that be considered a faux Pa?

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I made a dad joke, and I'm not a dad

Does this make me a faux pa?

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If you tell dad jokes but have no kids...

Are you a faux pa?

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I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.

I'm a faux pa.

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What do you call a person who makes dad jokes but has no kids?

A Faux Pa

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[Serious] I like to tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids.

I'm a faux pa.

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If you tell a dad joke without having any kids

then are you a faux pa?

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Trump is going out, not with a bang, but...

with a WI/MI/PA.

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I am not really a Dad......

So, I guess my Dad jokes are faux pa.

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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa.

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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa.

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You shouldn't make dad jokes if you don't have kids.

It's a faux pa.

I'll see myself out.

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I tell dad jokes but I don't have any kids

I'm a faux pa

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ksol88
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you are not a dad .

It's a faux pa

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I tell dad jokes but I don't have any kids...

I'm a faux pa

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what do you make when you tell a dad joke even though you're not a dad?

a faux pas

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What do you call someone who tells Dad jokes, but isn't a Dad?

A faux pa

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I tell a lot of dad jokes, but I don't have kids.

I guess that makes me a faux pas.

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I like telling dad jokes even though I'm not a dad.

I'm a faux pa.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheJuxtaposedAcacia
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Three legged dog walks into a bar

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, โ€œIโ€™m here for the man who shot my pa(w).โ€

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