What do you call a dinosaur's breasts?

>!Tyrannosaurs Pecs!<

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Dadjoked my wife last night in bed.

Post sexytimes laying in bed:

Me: Lay your head on my chest.

Her: Alright, why?

Me: I wanted to give you a pec on the cheek.

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What do you call ripped magician?

Dumbbelledore

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