I never understood the invention of circles
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I was experimenting with the power grid of my house
The results were shocking
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?
Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!
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︎ May 05 2021
Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.
But, I think they are done by cereal killers.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Whatβs the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
How many sides does a circle have?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
crop circles π½
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why do people in N/A stand in circles and hold hands???
Because they dont do Lines anymore.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.
Seriously, it had 360 degrees!
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Why did the alcoholic rooster keep running around in circles?
It was chasing after a cocktail.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
My dad moved in some very mysterious circles.
He had one leg shorter than the other.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
circles
An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill
A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it.
secant she how tangent is getting.
i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill.
it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them.
We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life.
well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle
That's when I realized it is pointless.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Iβd tell you jokes about circles
But itβs just pointless
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
A mother gave birth to a boy with a defect, he only had a head.
There was no body, arms or legs to him but he was functioning normal and his parents loved him.
On his 21st birthday his dad took him to a bar, bought him a beer and gave it to him to drink.
Suddenly his torso grew out of his head. Around him amazed the bar started chanting βDrink, Drink!β
His dad got a second beer and gave it to him, this time he grew arms and hands. The stunned crowd all chanted again βDrink, Drinkβ
He got his third beer and drank it himself with his new hands, suddenly legs and feet grew. The crowd applauded and cheered. The son couldnβt believe it and started to run. He ran around in circles and then out of the bar. Unfortunately he ran into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. The barman looked at his dad, sighed and said βHe should have quit while he was a headβ
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I know a pointless circle joke
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?
Because it's sΟder we're talking about.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
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︎ Nov 13 2020
No no He's got a point
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What did the circle say to the triangle?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
How many degrees does a circle have?
Depends on how long itβs been in school.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why was the circle depressed?
She thought her life was pointless.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. Iβm glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Found on The Chefβs Circle Facebook page
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︎ Dec 23 2019
I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.
He said, βI donβt like your latitude.β
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Why do circles spend so long at university?
It's not easy getting 360 degrees!
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I dream to be this commenter one day.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
School is easy.
I got 360 degrees just by moving in circles.
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︎ May 09 2021
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...
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︎ Jan 14 2021
When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...
I couldn't put it down.
As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I don't get the point of circles
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︎ Sep 21 2020
You know what sucks about circles
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︎ Jun 09 2020
It finally came full circle. I got my dad!
He was installing something on the wall and needed me to tell him if it was even.
βCome here gnarcolepsy_, I need your eyeballs.β
βSorry, Iβm using them right now.β
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Why do we still teach kids about circles?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?
Because he said he had him cornered.
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︎ May 25 2020
A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Perfect for cooking circles. βοΈ
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︎ Mar 01 2020
My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle
I told him itβs easy as pi
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︎ Jan 31 2020
The Lone Ranger
and Tonto had been riding hard for hours when they can to a town. The Lone Ranger and Tonto ties up their horses to the hitching post. He told Tonto βthe horses are hot, run around them in a circle until they cool down.β He went into the bar and ordered a drink. A stranger walked up and said βYouβre the Lone Ranger, right?β He said yea and the stranger said βyou left your injun runningβ
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Never draw a circle.
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︎ May 16 2020
A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.
But I think they are done by cereal killers.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Is it just me or are circles pointless
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