I never understood the invention of circles

They’re pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajikMan_21
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I was experimenting with the power grid of my house

The results were shocking

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Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?

Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shreya_shree
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Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?

They’re pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
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A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.

But, I think they are done by cereal killers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?

Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
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How many sides does a circle have?

2.....inside & outside

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I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.

I never got a straight answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMMOPOWER
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crop circles πŸ‘½
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnlyHereForLOLs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why do people in N/A stand in circles and hold hands???

Because they dont do Lines anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trippin-mellon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.

Seriously, it had 360 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nekronous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why did the alcoholic rooster keep running around in circles?

It was chasing after a cocktail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealitiesOfWar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My dad moved in some very mysterious circles.

He had one leg shorter than the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigMF88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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circles

An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill

A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it. secant she how tangent is getting. i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill. it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them. We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life. well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikkarice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I’d tell you jokes about circles

But it’s just pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tenzhen7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seeed420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A mother gave birth to a boy with a defect, he only had a head.

There was no body, arms or legs to him but he was functioning normal and his parents loved him. On his 21st birthday his dad took him to a bar, bought him a beer and gave it to him to drink. Suddenly his torso grew out of his head. Around him amazed the bar started chanting β€œDrink, Drink!” His dad got a second beer and gave it to him, this time he grew arms and hands. The stunned crowd all chanted again β€œDrink, Drink” He got his third beer and drank it himself with his new hands, suddenly legs and feet grew. The crowd applauded and cheered. The son couldn’t believe it and started to run. He ran around in circles and then out of the bar. Unfortunately he ran into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. The barman looked at his dad, sighed and said β€œHe should have quit while he was a head”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alkaath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I know a pointless circle joke

Think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Triniety89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?

Because it's sΟ€der we're talking about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwankedkenobi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahydron
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No no He's got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_3oi_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What did the circle say to the triangle?

I see your point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How many degrees does a circle have?

Depends on how long it’s been in school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turbo8891
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why was the circle depressed?

She thought her life was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urkkizzz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
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Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
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I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.

He said, β€œI don’t like your latitude.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why do circles spend so long at university?

It's not easy getting 360 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I dream to be this commenter one day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvarka124
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School is easy.

I got 360 degrees just by moving in circles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...

is Sphere itself.

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When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...

I couldn't put it down.

As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazlowoodbine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle

It seems pointless to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avery101912
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I don't get the point of circles

They're just pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeper321448
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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You know what sucks about circles

They have no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirtiestyoda
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It finally came full circle. I got my dad!

He was installing something on the wall and needed me to tell him if it was even. β€œCome here gnarcolepsy_, I need your eyeballs.” β€œSorry, I’m using them right now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnarcolepsy_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why do we still teach kids about circles?

It's pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WoeJitten
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?

Because he said he had him cornered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyquill
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles

He was cornered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zero_the_Red
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Perfect for cooking circles. ⭕️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoliOnABudget
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle

I told him it’s easy as pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edmondontis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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The Lone Ranger

and Tonto had been riding hard for hours when they can to a town. The Lone Ranger and Tonto ties up their horses to the hitching post. He told Tonto β€œthe horses are hot, run around them in a circle until they cool down.” He went into the bar and ordered a drink. A stranger walked up and said β€œYou’re the Lone Ranger, right?” He said yea and the stranger said β€œyou left your injun running”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenewfoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...

He was a real tan gent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Never draw a circle.

There’s no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite_Thing
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A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.

But I think they are done by cereal killers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Is it just me or are circles pointless
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