Do you have any outstanding warrants for your arrest?
Sorry, officer. They’re all pretty mediocre.
As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field
But hay, it's in my jeans.
I received a letter the other day saying my tax return was 'outstanding'.
Although it's lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can't even remember sending one in.
Outstanding g imgur.com/5oI8CJd
What an outstanding result in potty training.
An envy pee.
(like an MVP, get it..OK I go away now)
What do you call a thousand outstanding lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
The Great Barrister Reef.
Joke my teacher used to say when yelling at a student: "You're outstanding."
"Now you're out standing in the principal's office."
Have you heard about the Farmer who was outstanding in his field?
He was, as it turns out...
I rode my unicycle to the bank today. They told me I have outstanding balance.
I'm not sure how to take it.
As a scarecrow people say that I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding im my field.
But hay, it's in my jeans.
As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field
But hey, it's in my genes.
Scarecrows are outstanding in their field,
But hay, it's in their jeans.
