What's the best thing about dying in an outhouse?

You get interred right away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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They don’t maintain the outhouses at our campground anymore

They’re real shit holes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?

They both store icy BMs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5np
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?

Scenta-Peed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pebkak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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How do redditors mark their outhouses?

With shitposts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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My first job was at a Navajo reservation, running power lines to all of the outhouses

I wired a head for a reservation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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A farmer decides to sell his home and shows a potential buyer around- "there's only 1 downside it's an old farm and all we have is an outhouse" the buyer says "oh, well thats fine- is there a lock?"

The farmer says "Sir, I've lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of shit"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roadtrip-ne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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My dad just got me good

Dad: you ever hear of the book The Yellow River?

Me: no

Dad: Do you know the author?

Me: how would I know the author if I haven't even heard of the book.

Dad: well it was written by I.P. Daily

Me: never heard of him

Dad: I.P. Daily?

Me: no- oh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaptanKrops
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Did you hear about the new book called "100 Miles to the Next Restroom"?

It's by Willie Makit and Betty Wunt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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New book recommendations from Dad!

Brown Spots on the Wall by Woo Flung Poo

Yellow River by I. P. Nightly

Under The Bleachers by Seymour Bawtz

40 Yards to the Outhouse written by Will E. Mayket, illustrated by Betty Whont

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebemily
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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I've got a few books you guys might like to read

~100 Yards to the Outhouse, the True Story of Willy Maket by Betty Dont

~One Legged Woman by Eileen Offtin

~The Yellow River by I.P. Freely

~Stripper Bliss by Ivana Taketoff

~Lines in the Sand by Dick Dragon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steller24
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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A Scary Story

My father told me this when I was young. He grew up on a farm back in the 40's and 50's and for the longest time they had an outhouse that was their primary bathroom. One night he was sitting in there taking a crap when he hears a voice coming from below him. It was saying very quietly "If the log rolls over, we will die". He is sitting their puzzled but he keeps hearing it over and over again "If The Log Rolls Over We Will Die"...

Now he starts to freak out so he wipes himself and runs inside and grabs the flashlight off the counter and comes back out to check it out. Only now, it is louder and more frantic If The Log Rolls Over We Will Die.

He crept up to the toilet hole, turned on the flashlight and slowly peered over the edge of the toilet and what he saw scared the hell out of him...

It was a bunch of ants sitting on a turd and chanting If The Log Rolls Over We Will Die

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimbusdimbus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2016
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While visiting George Washington's estate, Mount Vernon...

My Dad went inside the old outhouse and said "It says here, for a good time call Martha!" at which point he stepped outside the door, put his hands up to his mouth and called "MAAARTHAAA!!!"

To me at age 10, this was the funniest thing he ever said.

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