What do you call a warehouse full of ottomans?

The ottoman empire.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dabbinmechanic
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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ottoman
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jonasbrothersliveon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Better sit down for this one
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Razabeth
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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My wife at the furniture store: โ€œIโ€™m looking for a small ottoman.โ€

Me: โ€œSo an ottoboy?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/regcrusher
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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My wife said that we should get an ottoman so we can sit more comfortably in the family room.

I replied: "We ought ta, man".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/craigers01
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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A furniture store keeps calling me. I only wanted a one night stand.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_akbar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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What do you get when you combine Hungary and Turkey

A full belly

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AbysmalVixen
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What do you call a mechanic that does nothing but sit by the sofa?

An ottoman

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/craigilla
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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I used to collect furniture.

But then all my ottomans turned into turkeys.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/darryshan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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After Atatรผrk founded Turkey in 1922, he wanted to rest and put his feet up. But he couldn't.

There were no more Ottomans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheAnagramancer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Whatโ€™s the most comfortable empire? (X-post r/jokes)

The Ottoman Empire.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kirito_Beleren
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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If I owned a furniture store...

it would be called Ottoman Empire. I'd be the chairman. I'd really be turning the tables of furniture sales. I'd put my futon anyone who tries to stop me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_otterinabox
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2016
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I was going to buy a couch from this one guy...

But I went with the ottoman instead

Edit: this one is better spoken than written. Preferably while furniture shopping.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/inserthumourousname
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2016
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What was Vlad III's favorite piece of furniture?

His Ottoman.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/themannamedme
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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Furniture Shopping

While shopping for a new sofa:

Me: "There's a ton of ottomans in this show room."

My dad:"Ya, it's a regular Ottoman Empire."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/loldubstep
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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I was out for lunch with my girlfriend todayโ€ฆ

And we found ourselves more interested in the napkin dispenser than we probably should have. It occurred to us that there was an industry in these dispensers, and we should join it and crush the competition.

I quipped, "Yes. We need to make our own napkin empire, and beat the Ottoman Empire."

She said that joke could and should become famous.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jelvinjs7
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
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