The ottoman empire.
I replied: "We ought ta, man".
Me: โSo an ottoboy?โ
A full belly
But then all my ottomans turned into turkeys.
An ottoman
There were no more Ottomans.
The Ottoman Empire.
it would be called Ottoman Empire. I'd be the chairman. I'd really be turning the tables of furniture sales. I'd put my futon anyone who tries to stop me.
But I went with the ottoman instead
Edit: this one is better spoken than written. Preferably while furniture shopping.
His Ottoman.
While shopping for a new sofa:
Me: "There's a ton of ottomans in this show room."
My dad:"Ya, it's a regular Ottoman Empire."
And we found ourselves more interested in the napkin dispenser than we probably should have. It occurred to us that there was an industry in these dispensers, and we should join it and crush the competition.
I quipped, "Yes. We need to make our own napkin empire, and beat the Ottoman Empire."
She said that joke could and should become famous.
