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Orzo Puns

A list of puns related to "Orzo"

So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice

Orzo it seems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I was walking pasta farm and a sign said "Duck,Eggs"

I thought-"that's an unnecessary comma-then it hit me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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These are my sons, Ravioli and Rigatoni...

I used to have another son, but unfortunately he pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavy8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Jokes about pasta are terrible.

Orzo I'm told.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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The kitchen substituted something for my rice...

Orzo it seems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord_dumbello
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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