A list of puns related to "Onesie"
Of course it is, Kayleigh. She was born two days ago!
Now she's covered in moist owlettes.
My wife was changing our 7-week-oldβs clothes before bed and she picked up a footless sleeper onesie.
Wife: βWho bought this for us? I donβt even know why they make them like this.β Me: βYeah, and I canβt believe they could even find one in the stores. Thatβs no small feet!β
They only put one "Z" (onesie)
Today a student of mine was wearing a Pikachu onesie for pajama day at work (a junior in h.s.).our conversation went like this. If she wasn't in anime club with me I would have left her alone.
Me: did your wear that so guys would want to take a peek-at-chu?
Student : Mrs. Acinomismonica, please stop
Me: why? You scared they won't choose you?
Student : I'm going to stop talking to you now
Me: don't be such an Ash
Student : Mrs. Acinomismonica, you need to stop!
Me: c'mon student, you gotta Ketchum to my jokes
Enter the rest of my class groaning, it was a good day. Good thing I stopped before they threw Brocks at me.
She shows me a onesie with aeroplanes all over it.
'What do you think about this one'
'Eh i think it's a bit plane'
'Why is it...' cue eyeroll and groan
So im headed to the back talking to my manager telling him about a transaction im doing with a customer Me: Hey boss, so this lady is looking for a 4 year old camp jacket for boys and a 6-12 month onesie for boys Manager: Well sorry man, all our stuff here is new, we have nothing from 4 years ago.
Her: They got us a really nice gift when I was pregnant so I want to get them something nice.
Me: What did they get you?
Her: It was a really cute 5-piece onesie set.
Me: You mean a five-sie?
She got tired of me giggling about it and left the room.
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