They have different names.
He has four ingredients hidden in his name.
But I ran out of thyme.
"Please, can I have somasa."
Please, sir, can I have some ore?
The Arrowplane
A dad with his last son Oliver were in danger
Dad told Oliver to hide and then he told him
"I'll pick you up when it's oliver"
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I'm actually sorry for that pun
I know it was terrible
I'll see myself out
After I used it it was just olive oil.
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Really ugly olives.
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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all-of them
Because I always eat olive them
I’m thinking extra virgin
Me: Olive
I replied, “you should ask olive them.”
I'm not ever buying any more baby oil.
I responded, "Who the hell is Oliver B.??"
"You know, Olive? The other reindeer? She used to laugh and call him names."
He heard she was extra virgin.
"What was the other reindeer's name?"
"Um, Dasher?"
No."
"Dancer?"
"No. Olive."
"Olive?"
"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
I was very proud.
After getting dating advice from a Redditor.
Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says "Ahhh are you ok?" And the one that fell is like "Yeah, olive."
So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)
Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"
My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"
...Pls send help
The ancient Greeks greatly feared volcanic explosions from Mt. Olympus, so they developed a tradition of sacrificing young maidens to the Gods on the mountain. Every year they selected five girls, and sacrificed four. Then they assigned the other one to stomp the olive harvest. That’s where we get Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
They made olive oil spread.
My uncle Arnie asked me if I knew where extra virgin olive oil came from. I said no and he said very ugly trees.
He lost his huile d'olive
Punchline
Waiter: Ok, we'll leave olive 'em off for you!
He thanked us for laughing, as he said he "usually just gets groans"
In return I received a pasta dish.
For the first time in my life, I actually received a Penne for my thoughts
One falls off, the one still on the branch asked “are you OK?”
The one the ground said “I’ll live”
"Don't worry, I didn't spill olive them."
When you write about about a kid in the 1900s with Great Expectations, it’s a real Oliver Twist
I said just a regular salad would be fine
My 8yo daughter and I were adding ingredients to the biscuit pizzas before putting in them in the oven. I told her to...
Me: put black olives on em.
Her: dad?....
Me: yes
Her: on Olive them?
I was was so proud 🤣
BREATHE, GODDAMMIT, BREATHE!!!
Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
We are both extra virgin
He lost the huile d'olive.
