A list of puns related to "Oldest profession (phrase)"
I saw this exchange on Facebook, where someone referred to prostitution as βthe worldβs oldest profession,β and someone else took offence.
I myself didnβt see whatβs wrong with using that euphemism, but am I missing something?
To be clear, the exact comment the first person made was βProstitution isnβt a wrong thing. Itβs the worlds oldest profession.β
Like the title says., we know that prostitution has been around for quite some time. To my limited knowledge, I know that it existed on a rather wide-spread commercial stage by the Ancient Rome.
I assume it predates Roman times, just how old is prostitution? and when did it become truly 'wide-spread' (that is; available to the average Joe, rather than being limited to the wealthy)
EDIT: While what u/Apatomoose has said is valid, im more curious in cases involving humans. Any literature would be welcome as well
This would spread like wildfire. It would obviously require less boating trips. Demand for physical might outstrip industrial use!π
This exemplifies the petty bourgeois mind. Also i hate how he frames it as "social justice/woke" vs the "post-left" bc i do believe in social justice. All this talk of harm reduction obfuscate that the sex industry is literally mass rape.
https://fredrikdeboer.com/2021/01/04/some-problems-dont-have-solutions-or-the-demand-game/
Stone mason, huh?
This really annoys me. Itβs complete bullocks. You canβt sell your body if no one can buy it. Second oldest? Probably not but at least thatβs coherent.
Now, I get this is a tad pedantic but itβs really annoying. Saying hoeing is the worlds oldest profession implies a certain legitimacy in the same way brands saying βsince 1226β makes people think βthere must be a reason itβs survived this long.β
Letβs talk about the people actually producing things. They deserve that respect. I mean farming is arguably the worlds first profession. One of the most respectable occupations. Like you just a hoe. Youβre not producing anything. The only reason you have food is because you have a hole. Congrats. What a productive member of society.
SECOND... maybe...
Edit: hunting is not a profession. Gathering is not a profession. Specialization takes place in agricultural society. But yβall are definitely missing the point if thatβs your main objection. A good commenter pointed out that their opinion is that fisherman is the first profession. I donβt completely buy this but it is an absolutely fantastic example of how professions 100% existed before prostitution.
Edit 2: I donβt think itβs evil, itβs just not the first profession.
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