Why did the shark not eat the lawyer?

Professional courtesy

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📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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My Father-in-law is a lawyer. He was going on a scuba trip.

We told him to stay safe and make sure he didn't get bitten by a shark. He said "Nah, sharks won't bite me. Professional courtesy"

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📅︎ Dec 06 2017
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Man hires his best friend, Arty, to knock off his wife.

Arty, a professional hit man, will only let his friend pay him a dollar for the job. Professional courtesy. Arty strangles the wife, but both the maid and butler hear the commotion and come barging into the room. Arty has to take care of them as well, but by the time he's done, the cops have arrived and he is arrested.

The news reports the next morning:

"Arty Chokes 3 for a Dollar."

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