I tried to be a tailor...
but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Lawyer vs. Tailor
Tailor: you said the there was one hole the pocket only, there are definitely more!
Lawyer: I lied, sew me!
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I remember when the kids used to tease me for my abilities as a tailor. I also had the same retort:
My tailor really likes fixing my clothes
I'm no tailor, but...
I think adding an "e" to the end of your suit would be pretty suite
I'm not a Tailor...
But I know what suits me.
Why do amateur tailors need therapy?
Because they've sewn terrible things
My friend opened a tailor shop that also is a moving service...
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
I went to the tailor, but his prices were so high, I told him I’m going to learn to tailor my own clothes.
He said “Fine, suit yourself.”
My tailor kept yanking my pant leg til it dragged across the carpet.
"Bro, would you cut me some slack?"
Yes, I'm a tailor who is a bit hard of hearing
The tailor at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
My tailor was happy to fix my ripped shirt...
I'm thinking of changing my name to Tailor
How did the kidnapper guarantee that the tailor would make him a quilt?
A tailor walks into a clothes shop and requests a fine garb.
Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didn’t suit him.
Why did the outlaw tailor seek sanctuary at Disneyland?
They'd let her lie low and stitch.
When asked how he's doing, my tailor has the same answer...
My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss
But I'm not so easily suede
I took 15 dresses to the tailor to be altered.
He sure has his work cut out for him.
I told my tailor that I would be choosing and putting on my own clothes for my upcoming wedding
What did my lazy tailor tell me?
An ancient Greek walks into a tailor with torn pants...
He puts them on the counter of the store and the tailor looks at them.
"Euripedes?" he asks.
"Yes," says the man. "Eumenides?"
I knew a tailor who was depressed before he went to sewing school
What do you call a fast tailor?
Why is the tailor so happy at his job?
My son was on the phone to his tailor.
"My waist is 32," he told the guy.
"That's not possible," I interjected. "Because you're only 26."
A few thousand years ago, a Greek man walked into the local tailor shop and handed over several tunics.
The tailor picked them up, raised an eyebrow, and asked: "Euripides?"
Sheepishly, the customer nodded and replied, "Eumenides?"
My tailor loves to fix my pants
Or at least sew its seams.
An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants
“Euripides?” says the tailor.
“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
I tried to be a tailor, but i just wasn't suited for it.
Eh, it was a sew-sew job.
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants.
“Euripides?” Asks the tailor
“Yeah. Eumenides?” Replies the man
My tailor was happy to fix my ripped shirt...
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants.
"Euripides?" says the tailor.
"Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.
I fired my tailor the other day
He told me, "Fine! Suit yourself!"
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants. The tailor asks, “Euripides?” The man replies, “Yes. Eumenides?”
The tailor at the tuxedo shop was constantly trying to measure me, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
“Euripides?” asks the tailor.
“Yeah. Eumenides?” replies the man.
I asked my tailor how the alterations for my suit were going...
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