Officer commanding Puns

A list of puns related to "Officer commanding"

What do you call a commanding officer whose briefings always put you to sleep?

General Anaesthesia.

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👤︎ u/cobblecloth
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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I finally finished my training film for army commanding officers after more than 18 attempts.

Now I have CO vid 19.

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👤︎ u/bobskimo
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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Prisoners of war are being lined but, shoulder to shoulder in front of a German officer.

In his accent, the officer commands the prisoners to stand up straight. He then tells them to move their body left and right in unison, whilst also saying 'tick' when they lean to the left, and 'tock' when they lean to the right, like a clock.

All the men bar one comply. The one only leans to left and says 'tick'. Irate, the officer shouts: "What are you doing? Why are you not tock-ing?!"

The man ignores him and continues to 'tick' to the left.

The officer leans in: "We have ways of making you TOCK!"

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👤︎ u/askmeforbunnypics
📅︎ Mar 26 2022
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