I made this video in good humor only... please do not take it as offense in any way, shape, or form!

Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)

As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.

Thank you for reading and enjoy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosswyatt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I still experience long-lasting psychological effects from having a childhood friend that took offense at everything I did.

My doctor calls it Irritable Pal Syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourLocalCreep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Offense to potatos
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Which offense is chargeable in most countries?

Battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhilashmurthy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Why should you never take offense?

Because you won't know where the edge of your garden is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechnoBris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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No offense to German sausages..

But they’re just the wurst.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What kind of offense is not paying your credit card debt?

A Capital One

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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You know what they say about the Rams offense?

They were just Goff their game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharpreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Is stealing goats a felony offense?

Only for young goats - then it's kidnapping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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""Comma"is called Unconscious in spain(no offense).A script from mind your language youtu.be/edgMaOhqi9w
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkheists
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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An oil company got in trouble for a minor offense...

It was a fraction of a fracking infraction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmyOfMemes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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Defacing currency should be a capital offense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Guys! I came up with the most offensive joke ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeHeHaHaHaHyena
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Let's not talk about operation barbarossa. That topic is very offensive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_inevitable
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Today I Learned the term "blacklist" could be perceived to be offensive

So instead I will start to use the term "minority report"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesomevindicator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive

Butt willy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josuhataylor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Sorry if offensive

What do you call a German who can’t see

A notsee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwnSpecialist8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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The term β€œdad bod” is offensive

I prefer father figure

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What kind of deodorant do offensive linemen use?

Right Guard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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The pennie joke

No offense is intended with this joke. It was a joke that a Catholic priest once said, and I found it quite funny.

A $100 bill went to heaven and was heading towards the gate when St. Peter stopped him. The bill said "What's the matter?". And St. Pete said, "You can't go in". And the bill replied, "Why not? I've done nothing wrong. I was given to charity for the poor and I've been with the richest people on Earth". Right then, a $20 bill was passing by, and St. Peter stopped him as well. "What does this mean? I've been good with everyone and I've been given to the poor more times than the $100 bill". But St. Pete had none of it. Right then, a $1 bill was passing by and it too was stopped. "I've been given to the poor more times than any of these combined! This is outrageous!". And right then, an old, dirty and rusty pennie was passing through the gates, jumping with joy. He stopped for a moment and smiled at St. Pete. And St. Pete smiled back, as the pennie leaped into heaven. All the other bills were confused and enraged. And when they asked St. Pete why that filthy little coin was let in, and not them, St. Peter responded: "He was the only one to go to mass".

I hope you have a nice day!

P.S: No offense is intended with this joke. It was a joke that a Catholic priest once said, and I found it quite funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshy2004194II
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....

You should play defense, no offense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanfibers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Offensive jokes incoming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/destructive_peae
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Chad asks his friend, "What would happen if all the women in the world disappeared?"

His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Is this offensive?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stevedercoole
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Sorry New York Jets, but you just can’t score touchdowns.

No offense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Never pick a fight with a music teacher

You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.

It was, after all, a Capitol offense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguebuckeye
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops

Because there's a Colt snap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprcheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What type of writing makes everyone laugh?

arTICKLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctColorados
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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my transgender son wanted to start on T....

so I gave him tea.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I got told a offensive joke about planes

I wasnt happy but i let it fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2suomalaista
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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i have a offensive broken airplane joke,

but it just won't fly here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicgamer927
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Did you hear about the offensive toilet?

It was out of order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearbelly88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.

I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.

β€œExcuse me,” I said, β€œI couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”

They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, β€œIt’s Wales!”

β€œNo offense intended,” I replied. β€œPlease allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schoonerw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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*Warning* This video is offensive v.redd.it/aq66eskm7ub21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellowbelot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Excrubulent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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This is the most downright offensive thing I've ever seen

http://i.imgur.com/HiikZ78.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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Fences are offensive,

Let’s picket them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwiftFoxRaps
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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What do you call something that's offensive to the mind of a dog?

Re-pug-nant.

*screams internally*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Pellucidity_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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I like to watch People play games online. Guess that makes me a "Streaming fan"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albin1116
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Why is earth worm humor offensive?

They only know dirty jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/querdun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What do you say if you find a person trying to poison someone with celiacs disease

I’ve caught you bread handed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmmaOwl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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The poet said something offensive at yesterday's poetry slam.

I snapped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numbgum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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