Sorry New York Jets, but you just can’t score touchdowns.

No offense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Did you hear the one about the game winning Super Bowl LIII touchdown?

It crosses the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinOfPop
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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But why?

Why do they have Russian touchdowns in the NFL?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stretch669
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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My Dad's Favorite Joke

Okay so the animals have been on the ark for thirty days and thirty nights and frankly they are getting bored. So to provide entertainment B-Deck challenges C-Deck to a game of football. They get it all set up and begin play. B-Deck makes some early gains but C-Deck is unstoppable. They have Rhinoceros and once he gets going you cant stop him. Soon the first half is over and the score is 24-7. The second half begins and while in the huddle Rhinoceros looks over at B-Decks defensive line and sees Centipede on their defensive line. "Give me the ball," he says, "There aren't going to be any centipedes in the new world because I'm crushing this one right here and right now" The Center snaps the ball and the quarterback hands it off to Rhinoceros who begins charging down Centipede. Centipede rears up grabs Rhinoceros by the legs and SLAMS him to the deck. Ball pops loose, centipede grabs the ball. He's rushing down the field weaving in and out and TOUCHDOWN!!! The crowd goes wild! C-Deck's captain, Lion rushes over and says, "Centipede that was amazing! Where were you in the first half?" "Well I was lacing my shoes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobby_849
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?

Because it always gets touchdowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da_one1morelight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Rename Hurricane Florence to "cowboys"

It won't touchdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Granddad joke during playoff game.

Grandpa: Who caught that touchdown?

Me: Cobb, Grandpa.

Grandpa: Doesn't he have a relation named, Corn?

collective silence and groan from rest of family

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillYourHeroes66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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For Whom the Bell Tolls

Pops recently got a new touchdown bell after breaking his getting far too excited over a football game. I came home from work the other day and before I can fully get through the door he rings the bell in my face, looks dead at me and says, "You are for whom it tolls."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashleynm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2013
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Dad dropped this one after the Army-Navy Game

Me: "Apparently the Navy quarterback broke the single season rushing touchdown record for a QB." Dad: "Funny, I thought the army was supposed to be better on the ground." He was far too proud of himself.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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