Took a lil drive while turkey was cooking today. We stopped at a convenience station for a snack.

Wife was paying for the stuff when the cashier asked " Do you have gas?" Norma said "No", I immediately said "She was asking if you farted"

Cashier was stone faced. Norma gave me "The look" and lady next to us cracked up. I won!!

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