The creator of the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize
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Who was the 1st person to win the Nobel Prize?
Same person who invented the Door Knock...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Did you hear about this yearβs Nobel prize nominees?
It included the inventor of βSilent Modeβ.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Who ever invented Knock-Knock jokes should get a Nobel Prize
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?
For his dedication to world hominy
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︎ Jul 12 2020
How did Pakistan's Nobel Laureate physicist Abdus Salam respond to greetings?
Yes, that's me. Is that it?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Which professor was good enough to win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2019?
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︎ Dec 30 2019
TIL The 2019 chemistry Nobel laureate was deemed good enough for a nobel prize
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︎ Jan 08 2020
If being cool was an act of terrorism then I'd be winning the Nobel Peace prize
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︎ Oct 11 2019
When I win the nobel prize, this will be my speech:
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side; my hips, for never lying; my legs, for always supporting me; my fingers and toes, for I can always count on them
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Why did the farmer win a Nobel Prize?
Because he stole it from the physicist he just brutally killed with a shovel.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Everybody deserves a Nobel Prize
As long as you don't own any bells, you deserve the Nobel prize
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︎ Apr 22 2018
A nobel gas walks into a bar.
Thanks bartender says that he doesn't serve Nobel gases.
It doesn't react.
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︎ Mar 23 2018
Did you hear about the scarecrow who got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?
He was out standing in his field
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︎ Feb 17 2016
Why can you call hoes Nobel Prize winners?
They keep getting knocked up!
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︎ Oct 16 2016
In honor of the 2017 Nobel for fruit flies & circadian rhythms
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Oct 03 2017
OPCW Won the Nobel Peace Prize
My first reaction was "Syriasly??"
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︎ Oct 11 2013
Why did the Scarecrow get a Nobel Prize
Because he was Out-Standing in his field.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize?
Because of his dedication to world hominy.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field
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︎ Jan 07 2020
You donβt have to be great to win a Nobel Prize.
You just have to be Goodenough!
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel prize?
They said he was outstanding in his field
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Did you hear about the farmer that won a Nobel Prize?
He was out standing in his field.
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Have you heard about the scarecrow who won a Nobelο»Ώ prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ May 23 2019
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
For being outstanding in his field
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Why did the cow win a Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field
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︎ Aug 18 2018
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
For being outstanding in his field
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︎ Apr 08 2017
The local scarecrow recently got a Nobel prize
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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︎ Jun 01 2018
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel Prize?
He was out-standing in his field.
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︎ Aug 02 2017
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
Because it was out standing in its field.
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︎ Jan 15 2018
Did you hear about that farmer who won the Nobel Prize?
He was out standing in his field.
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