A list of puns related to "Nile"
When you start walking like an Egyptian.
the juveniles
She has a nice piece of asp!
Liquid
Because it is in denial.
By two letters...
"mom, I can't believe it; I'm in de-nile!"
I must be going see Nile.
Nothing, he lived in da-nile
Stop living in de nile
Iβm still in de-Nile
β¦flows into the Juve-Nile.
People say heβs in da Nile
I told him he was in deNile.
Egypt has sent a warning to Ethiopia not to block the Nile, but really, Ethiopia doesn't give a dam about it
He was stuck in de Nile :(
Because the were in de-Nile.
he was in de Nile
The Nile-ist
Because he was in The Nile
Because they live in da Nile.
He was in de-nile
De Nile
Whenever I'm there I seem to be in de-Nile
I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.
She was still in de-Nile.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
Da Nile river
But he was in denial
Because she lived in the Nile
Because theyβre always in de nile
Given enough time, the river Nile would become sea-nile. But that time is still pharaohway.
Its the only place to find a good Cairopracter.
Because theyβre in de-Nile
(From Abbott and CostelloβsΒ radio show, December 30, 1943)
Lou Costello: Oh, Abbott, the worst thing just happened to me!
Bud Abbott: No!
Lou Costello: Yeah, Mrs. Niles gave me a dog for a Christmas present, and the dog just took a great big bite out of me!
Bud Abbott: Where did he bite you?
Lou Costello: Well, if Iβd have been wearing a license plate, heβd have gotten the last three numbers.
Bud Abbott: Where did this happen?
Lou Costello: Well, let me see, where did this happen β in a crowded streetcar. It was the first time I ever gave my seat to a dog.
Bud Abbott: Well, never mind that. What kind of a dog did Mrs. Niles give you?
Lou Costello: Do you remember that famous dog, Strongheart?
Bud Abbott: Yes, I remember Strongheart.
Lou Costello: Well, this is his brother β Weak Stomach.
Bud Abbott: Listen, Iβm not talking about that. What is the dogβs breed?
Lou Costello: What does he breed? He breeds through his nose, like you and me!
Bud Abbott: No, no, no, you dummy, what kind of dog is he? Spitz?
Lou Costello: No, but he drools a little.
Bud Abbott: Look, there are different types of dogs, such as Setters, and Pointers, β¦
Lou Costello: Thatβs it, Abbott! Heβs a Setter-Pointer!
Bud Abbott: A Setter-Pointer?
Lou Costello: Yeah, he sets all day and points at the icebox! (Editorβs note: we now call an βiceboxβ a βrefrigeratorβ)
The Nile.
Because they live in de-Nile
I'm completely in the Nile.
Itβs because theyβre in the Nile.
She was in the Nile
He was in da Nile
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