How do you know when you’ve contracted West Nile Virus?

When you start walking like an Egyptian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killrog8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?

the juveniles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguewavesurfin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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My girlfriend owns a bit of a golden Nile serpent...

She has a nice piece of asp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Nile river go brrrrrrrr
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Name the smaller rivers that run into the Nile /r/Jokes/comments/hvbstw/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serious_Up
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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De Nile is also the longest river in the world...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwardshirohige
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Something Something in d'Nile imgur.com/Ndralnb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaynusInTheAnus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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The Nile
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hell_abhi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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In which state does nile river flow?

Liquid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikekhan7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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The Nile crocodile thinks it is an alligator...

Because it is in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumerWar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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"Hey dad, how much longer is the Amazon compared to the Nile?"

By two letters...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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What did the river-tourist call his mom to say while he was in Africa?

"mom, I can't believe it; I'm in de-nile!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caffeine_bos
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I can't remember the name of this African river in front of me.

I must be going see Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What did the Egyptian crocodile do with the problems in his life?

Nothing, he lived in da-nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What did the egyptian people say when banishing the sexually confused criminal?

Stop living in de nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qomzt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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She broke up with me while we were swimming in Egypt

I’m still in de-Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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The fountain of youth…

…flows into the Juve-Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced he’s ruler of Egypt? When told β€˜that’s impossible’ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.

People say he’s in da Nile

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My friend said that its impossible for a river to move through the desert.

I told him he was in deNile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/javerthugo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What a flow!

Egypt has sent a warning to Ethiopia not to block the Nile, but really, Ethiopia doesn't give a dam about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Leome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why couldn't the crocodile get over his ex wife?

He was stuck in de Nile :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why did the egyptians have trouble with acceptance?

Because the were in de-Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Reader91-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why did the drowning Pharoah refuse to ask for help?

he was in de Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why did the Pharaoh refuse to believe his son had drowned?

Because he was in The Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNocive
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Why do Egyptian riverboat captains tend to be flat-earthers?

Because they live in da Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trippy-puppy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why did the Egyptian man wrongfully insist that he was still on land?

He was in de-nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LooseMonty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common?

De Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumnem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I hate going to Egypt

Whenever I'm there I seem to be in de-Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Standing in a lake in Africa.

I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkkgaming
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why couldn’t the Egyptian get out of her abusive relationship?

She was still in de-Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiRedditHiReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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What's the only river that thinks it's a stream?

Da Nile river

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richkiller3991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I tried to tell the Egyptian that he was drowning

But he was in denial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceoftheancients
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Why didn't Cleopatra confess that she loved Julius Caesar?

Because she lived in the Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princezornofzorna
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Why are Egyptians always so negative

Because they’re always in de nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterBard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Didn’t sea that coming

Given enough time, the river Nile would become sea-nile. But that time is still pharaohway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backdoorcreeper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Had my back fixed in Egypt

Its the only place to find a good Cairopracter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GnomeLord360
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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Why do Egyptians never admit to anything?

Because they’re in de-Nile

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Abbott and Costello talk about Lou's new dog

(From Abbott and Costello’sΒ radio show, December 30, 1943)
Lou Costello: Oh, Abbott, the worst thing just happened to me!
Bud Abbott: No!
Lou Costello: Yeah, Mrs. Niles gave me a dog for a Christmas present, and the dog just took a great big bite out of me!
Bud Abbott: Where did he bite you?
Lou Costello: Well, if I’d have been wearing a license plate, he’d have gotten the last three numbers.
Bud Abbott: Where did this happen?
Lou Costello: Well, let me see, where did this happen β€” in a crowded streetcar. It was the first time I ever gave my seat to a dog.
Bud Abbott: Well, never mind that. What kind of a dog did Mrs. Niles give you?
Lou Costello: Do you remember that famous dog, Strongheart?
Bud Abbott: Yes, I remember Strongheart.
Lou Costello: Well, this is his brother β€” Weak Stomach.
Bud Abbott: Listen, I’m not talking about that. What is the dog’s breed?
Lou Costello: What does he breed? He breeds through his nose, like you and me!
Bud Abbott: No, no, no, you dummy, what kind of dog is he? Spitz?
Lou Costello: No, but he drools a little.
Bud Abbott: Look, there are different types of dogs, such as Setters, and Pointers, …
Lou Costello: That’s it, Abbott! He’s a Setter-Pointer!
Bud Abbott: A Setter-Pointer?
Lou Costello: Yeah, he sets all day and points at the icebox! (Editor’s note: we now call an β€œicebox” a β€œrefrigerator”)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Whatβ€˜s the first stage of grief and loss in Egypt?

The Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Why do Egyptians never believe what they are told

Because they live in de-Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGold14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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My mate secretly booked a cruise for me in the world's longest river.

I'm completely in the Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/traveller_i
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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A hippopotamus will never believe you if you tell it itβ€˜s fat.

It’s because they’re in the Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herpdiderp99
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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My friend couldn't believe she was in the longest river in the world

She was in the Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusDaes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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You guys hear about the pharaoh that couldn’t believe he fell in the river

He was in da Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bendy150
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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What did the Egyptian crocodile do about the problems in his life?

Nothing. He lived in de-nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonions
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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