Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied “Screw you!”
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
Frank: ...girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)
I ran into a girl at a vegetarian restaurant that said she new me
But I've never met herbivore
What did T-Pain say to the girl at the bar in New Orleans?
Imma bayou a drink
Hey, have you seen that new baseball girl on the outfield?
She’s quite the catch!
I think my new gamer girl and I are made for eachother
We just click!
My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.
But I’m just grasping at straws here.
How does a new Yorker say their gonna ask a girl out on a date?
Alaska
The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.
So I just call her prints-ess
I went out with on a date with a girl I haven't seen in a few weeks and since then I have started growing a beard. When I saw her she said the beard was new—
I said yeah I wasn't crazy about it at first either, but it grew on me.
Dad joked the new girl in the elevator?
New girl: "Ugh, I had something ing my shoe last night that I didn't get out before I left this morning."
Me: "Was it your foot?"
Do you want to meet a new vegetarian girl?
Just go to www.inevermetherbivore.com
After being warned to protect my new phone, I finally got my protection in the mail today. They sent me one meant for a teen girl with bieber on it. I still will use it until i can replace it to protect my phone.
Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.
A post on Uplifting news about a Girl who Picked up a Pick-Up truck (link to article in comments)
My stepmom and I were amazed at our new Dyson...I'm an 18 year old girl with dad jokes out the wazoo.
You know how to tell if that new girl likes you?
Dad: You give her two test tickles
As the dad of a 12 yo girl, this is my new favorite commercial. youtube.com/watch?v=2hmxd…
My friend wanted advice on what to talk about during his first date with this new girl. I told him to ask her about WiFi.
I hear it's a great way to connect.
My father's response to hearing there are new gluten free Girl Scout cookies
http://imgur.com/4ksqE94
