Nat King Cole used to write songs about his career as a mathematician

"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fourier"

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Why don't I do Hitler jokes ?

Because they are outta mein kampfort zone

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What's the most honest girl's name?

Natalie

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Woodchuck Genders

Driving along, my six-year-old was reading from a "Weird But True" NatGeo book. We were all told that male woodchucks are called "he-chucks," and females are "she-chucks." I told her that the really religious ones must be "nun-chucks."

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A holiday themed joke

I was driving in the car with my daughter when The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole comes on the radio

"Daddy, how do they roast chestnuts?"

"On an open fire, duh"

Cue eye roll and a 9 year old googling the answer

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My dad loves Christmas carols.

Every year on Christmas we'll have Nat King Cole playing through the house and eventually "The Christmas Song" comes on. Without fail, Dad belts...

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nosing at your nips."

Every year.

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