Nancy Dow Puns

THE 24 HOUR RAID INCIDENT

I watched PENTA's VOD so that you wouldn't have to. Written by me, Pat.

 

Part 1 TL;DR: (this is 16 hours of notes, the TL;DR in itself is long)

Wrangler gets a phone call from Nero Calabrese that a female in a blue hat is giving out metamorphine to anyone who gets their car repaired at Otto's Autos.

Wrangler detains Mercury Frost who matches the description at Otto's Autos and finds metamorphine on her.

While driving back to MRPD, they pass by a warehouse that Mercury Frost owns. Wrangler drives up to it and asks permission to look inside. Mercury Frost grants her consent, and Wrangler finds a meth lab and large quantities of meth in the storage, along with IDs of members of Chang Gang's street team.

 

Wrangler locks down the properties of all IDs found and asks Nero Calabrese for more context, eventually leading to a raid on Mercury Frost, where nothing illegal was found.

Wrangler then calls Mari Posa, one of the IDs found in the warehouse, hoping to get more context. She admits that she has been given meth before, matching the strain in the warehouse, from Jaylen Carter Jr, another member in Street Team whose ID was found in the warehouse.

Wrangler submits a search warrant for Jaylen Carter Jr, but it is initially denied by Judge Crane.

Wrangler then submits a subpoena for Mercury Frost's phone and bank records, and is granted one.

Wrangler then finds a $50,000 transaction from JCJ to Frost for "materials".

 

Wrangler then resubmits a warrant for JCJ, which is approved for only his cars and apartment, not any of the properties he is a keyholder for.

Wrangler then raids JCJ, finding nothing illegal.

Wrangler then submits a subpoena for JCJ, which is swiftly approved.

 

After looking at JCJ's bank records and phone logs, Wrangler feels there is not enough to go off of to continue the raids. While heading to the courthouse to unlock everyone's properties, JCJ calls Wrangler and tells him had given meth to Mari Posa in the past.

 

Wrangler then takes this information and submits a warrant for the rest of the properties that JCJ is a keyholder for. While writing the warrant, Mari Posa is in the lobby of MRPD trying to trick dispatch into having her properties unlocked. Wrangler tries to detain her, but she flees on a motorbike.

 

While reviewing the evidence, Wrangler finds a transaction between JCJ and Kishawn Baker, where JCJ sen

PsychoMarket Recap - Thursday, December 30, 2021

After starting the day green, stocks closed modestly lower, slipping in the last few hours of the session as market participants digested newly released labor market data and surging coronavirus cases across the world due to the Omicron variant.

Given we are in the last few session of the year, volume had dried up considerably. For example, in the last four or five trading sessions, the S&P 500 (SPY) has traded roughly half its average volume. The fact that stocks are holding up so well despite volume drying up is very encouraging going into next year.

Notable Numbers

• S&P 500 (SPY): -0.28%
• Nasdaq (QQQ): -0.35%
• Dow Jones (DIA): -0.24%
• Russell 2000 (IWM): -0.04%
• Volatility Index (VIX): +2.36%
• Sea Limited (SE): +4.86%
• SoFi Technologies: +10.02%
• Upstart (UPST): +4.97%
• Affirm (AFRM): +5.63%
• Biogen (BIIB): -7.09%
• DraftKings (DKNG): +7.07%

On Monday, global COVID-19 cases hit a daily record, with more than 1.44 million infections reported worldwide. Infections from the highly-transmissible Omicron variant — found to spread 70 times faster than previous strains — comprised much of the newly tracked cases.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/15/omicron-found-to-grow-70-times-faster-than-delta-in-bronchial-tissue

In response, airlines canceled thousands of flights, both domestic and international, and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) officially advised people to avoid cruise ships regardless of vaccination status. As a result, both airline and cruise line stocks underperformed the market. On a personal note, after the last two years, I couldn’t get paid to go on a cruise.

Despite this, the CDC eased guidelines for quarantining after exposure to Omicron, halving its recommended isolation time from 10 days down to 5 days.

Data shows that the majority of coronavirus transmission "occurs early in the course of illness," the CDC explained — generally in the one or two days before symptoms begin and two or three days after.

"Therefore, people who test positive should isolate for 5 days and, if asymptomatic at that time, they may leave isolation if they can continue to mask for 5 days to minimize the risk of infecting others," the CDC said in a statement.

[https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2021/s1227-isolation-quarantine-guid

Do your worst!

Hey guys, I have been trying to get my family to invest in $AMC and other meme stocks for the longest time, giving them little tidbits here and there, but I wanted to come up with a full pitch to better help new players understand this. Please feel free to share this.

WHY YOU SHOULD INVEST IN AMC/GME/BB/BBBY/ETC

MAIN POINTS

• WHAT IS MOASS? MOASS, OR MOTHER OF ALL SHORT SQUEEZES, IS THE COMBINED BIGGEST SHORT SQUEEZE IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET. IT COMPRISES OF $GME, $AMC, $BB, $BBBY, AND OTHER "MEME STOCKS".

• SHORT INTEREST SHORT INTEREST IS THE PERCENTAGE OF HOW MUCH OF A STOCK'S FLOAT IS BEING SHORTED. THE SHORT INTEREST AND NUMBER OF SHARES SHORTED ON $AMC AND $GME ARE ASTRONOMICAL (AMC LAST REPORTED 20.54% AND 105.42M SHARES; HOWEVER THIS IS "SELF REPORTED" AND LIKELY NOT TRUE, WE KNOW THIS NUMBER IS MUCH BIGGER).

• ILLEGAL TACTICS USED BY HFs TO KEEP PRICE LOW FIRST OFF, AS A SHORT, YOU MUST DO ANYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO KEEP THE PRICE OF THE UNDERLYING ASSET AS LOW AS POSSIBLE, OTHERWISE YOUR LOSSES CAN BE INFINITE. WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW WITH CITADEL, MAINLY, AND OTHER HEDGE FUNDS THAT ARE SHORT ON THESE STOCKS, IS QUITE FRANKLY THE BIGGEST FINANCIAL CRIME IN ALL OF CAPITALISM. BEFORE JUMPING INTO THIS PLAY, YOU MUST FIRST UNDERSTAND THAT THE STOCK MARKET IS FRAUDULENT, AS DR. MICHAEL J. BURRY HAS SAID BEFORE (FAMOUS FOR SHORTING THE HOUSING MARKET IN 2008, WHICH LED TO THE 2008 RECESSION). COMPOSITE MAN (WE WILL GET TO WHAT HE IS SHORTLY). SEC, DOJ (UNTIL RECENT) HAVE TURNED A BLIND EYE ON THIS. NAKED SHORTING (Naked shorting is the illegal practice of short selling shares that have not been affirmatively determined to exist. Ordinarily, traders must borrow a stock or determine that it can be borrowed before they sell it short. So naked shorting refers to short pressure on a stock that may be larger than the tradable shares in the market. Despite being made illegal after the 2008–09 financial crisis, naked shorting continues to happen because of loopholes in rules and discrepancies between paper and electronic trading systems; shorting has been banned in a majority of countries), BLOCK TRADING (a block trade is the sale or purchase of a large number of securities at an arranged price between two parties, generally broken up into smaller orders to mask true size, can also be made outside of public market through private purchase agreements), WASH TRADING (an illegal form of trading where a broker and trader collude to make

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

📰 Top News

S&P Futures: +0.61%; DOW Futures: +0.58%; Nasdaq Futures: +0.50%

US stock futures traded higher Thursday morning as investors digested news that the Federal Reserve would be aggressive on tapering and rate hikes in 2022.

Powell dials back money printer - Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell announced that the run of ultra-easy monetary policy since the beginning of the pandemic is coming to a close. Note: Powell said the Fed would accelerate its tapering program and likely raise rates 3 times in 2022.

US passes massive defense spending bill - The US Senate has passed a $777 billion defense spending bill, with the final stages being a signature from President Joe Biden. Note: Most of the funds will go to the Pentagon with the remainder going to the Department of Energy

IRS wants a piece of crypto gains - The IRS has instituted a new reporting requirement requiring investors to report taxable transaction involving Bitcoin, Ethereum and Dogecoin among other cryptocurrencies. Note: The move comes as the White House and legislators attempt to crack down on tax cheats.

🎯 Price Target Updates

RBC downgrades AirBnB. ABNB downgraded to SECTOR PERFORM from OUTPERFORM - $175 (from $195)

Evercore ISI upgrades Shopify. SHOP upgraded to OUTPERFORM from IN LINE - $1,770

Morgan Stanley upgrades AT&T. T upgraded to OVERWEIGHT from EQUALWEIGHT - $28 (from $32)

📻 In Other News

That's not turbulence, that's 5G. - A group of aviation experts is warning that 5G cell networks set to go live soon may interfere with a critical piece of technology used by pilots. Note: AT&T and Verizon say that 5G has already rolled out in many countries without affecting aviation but will minimize energy at sites near airports.

It's a free market! - US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi scoffed at the idea of banning lawmakers and their spouses owning stocks in individual companies, saying they should be allowed to participate in the free market economy. Note: Stock purchases by some senators since the beginning of the Covid-19 pandemic have sparked some investigations.

EV truck plant coming to Georgia - Electric truck maker Rivian is expected to announce plans to build a $5 billion battery and assembly plant in Georgia. Note: The project is expected to employ 7500 workers and make it the largest industrial plant in Georgia history.

📅 This Week's Key Economic Calendar

Thursday*: Init

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Edit: updated timeline to include all of seasons 1/2; season 3+ is work-in-progress

The series does a terrible job of keeping dates/ages straight, but my inner history nerd wanted to take a wack at constructing a rough timeline of the events as depicted/described in the show. This list is by no means comprehensive, so let me know if I missed something, and I'll add it and credit you!

• War of 1812 (circa 1812-1815)--USS Bannister wrecks 34 British vessels; destroyed by enemy ship with cannonball
• 1824--Temperance Hudson born
• 1845--Charity Hudson born
• 1847--Lamia kills children; Edith Yates/Fowler (WiW) seals vapor/soul in Box 12 in Historical Society
• 1847--Temperance Hudson "dies"
• 1857--Charity Hudson steals Temperance Hudson's belongings from the Women in White
• 1863--Charity Hudson Dow dies at Gettysburg, age 18
• Road Back AKA Icarans (credit: link from u/PopCultureNerd)
  • 1920--Icarans formed in response to suffrage movement
  • 1929--meteorite crash
  • 1935--Icarus Hall built
  • 1939--WiW and Icarans clash; WiW place hex on Icarans; two surviving Icarans travel to Boston and rebrand as The Road Back
• 1961--Celia Hudson born
• 1976; Harbor Day--Mac, Javier, Rita, Autumn, Perry, and AJ call to the Aglaeca; 3-year-old Hannah Gruen survives
• 1981; October 8--Everett Hudson kills brother Josiah
• 1986--Ralph T. Jenkins survives 3-car crash via shroud
• 1994--Owen Marvin born
• 1999--Ryan Hudson brings Lucy Sable to the Velvet Masque
• 2000; August 31--Nancy born; Lucy Sable dies
• 2000-2001--Drews live in Europe to escape Hudsons
• 2003-2009--Claire the Baneberry Poisoner
  • Victims: Liza (2003), Bridget (2004); Pam (2005); Lisa (2007); Natalie (2008); Vanessa (2009)
    • Note: doesn't necessarily make sense bc S1E10 suggests only Liza, Bridget, and Pam were victims (Thom received ciphers for all three victims); Lisa, Natalie, and Vanessa never even mentioned
• 2013--Rose Turnbull kidnapped by Nathan Gomber; Dolores Barrett murdered same week
• November 30, 2014--Paul Klohs (owner of Marine Mechanics, Owl Cove, Maine) goes sailing with wife Olivia and daughter Elizabeth on boat sabotaged by Paul's brother; Elizabeth marooned on Moonstone Island for ~5 years
• 2019; circa late August--Tiffany Hudson murdered; Nancy's life becomes a shitshow
  • Tiffany Hudson murdered; Drew Crew brought in for questioning
  • Next day: Nancy breaks into Ryan Hudson's house
  • Next day: Nancy, Bess, and George visit medium, whom Lucy scares to

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

Hudson, Marvin, Yates, Dow, [Dewitt - based from the show's prequel book Nancy Drew: The Curse] ... 2 more names to be officially revealed.

These family names were supposed to be the Founding Families of Horseshoe Bay as well.

▪︎Temperance Hudson

▪︎Martha Marvin

▪︎Edith Yates

▪︎Cora Dow

EDIT: Dewitts are added to the list of the Founding Families, thanks to u/ZanthionHeralds mentioning the show's prequel book, Nancy Drew: The Curse.

Edit: I think either Hannah Gruen's adoptive parents or she herself is a descendant of a Dow. The underground tunnel connecting to the Dow's residence & Historical Society could mean that the Historical Society was built by the Dows. And the adoptive parents of Hannah knew about this & when she was orphaned, they see to it that she will be taken care of.

Jake Cazine could possibly be a descendant of a Founding Family. It's been revealed he was a descendant of someone who fought at Gettysburg. Perhaps the Cazine name?

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

PsychoMarket Recap - Thursday, December 30, 2021

After starting the day green, stocks closed modestly lower, slipping in the last few hours of the session as market participants digested newly released labor market data and surging coronavirus cases across the world due to the Omicron variant.

Given we are in the last few session of the year, volume had dried up considerably. For example, in the last four or five trading sessions, the S&P 500 (SPY) has traded roughly half its average volume. The fact that stocks are holding up so well despite volume drying up is very encouraging going into next year.

Notable Numbers

• S&P 500 (SPY): -0.28%
• Nasdaq (QQQ): -0.35%
• Dow Jones (DIA): -0.24%
• Russell 2000 (IWM): -0.04%
• Volatility Index (VIX): +2.36%
• Sea Limited (SE): +4.86%
• SoFi Technologies: +10.02%
• Upstart (UPST): +4.97%
• Affirm (AFRM): +5.63%
• Biogen (BIIB): -7.09%
• DraftKings (DKNG): +7.07%

On Monday, global COVID-19 cases hit a daily record, with more than 1.44 million infections reported worldwide. Infections from the highly-transmissible Omicron variant — found to spread 70 times faster than previous strains — comprised much of the newly tracked cases.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/15/omicron-found-to-grow-70-times-faster-than-delta-in-bronchial-tissue

In response, airlines canceled thousands of flights, both domestic and international, and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) officially advised people to avoid cruise ships regardless of vaccination status. As a result, both airline and cruise line stocks underperformed the market. On a personal note, after the last two years, I couldn’t get paid to go on a cruise.

Despite this, the CDC eased guidelines for quarantining after exposure to Omicron, halving its recommended isolation time from 10 days down to 5 days.

Data shows that the majority of coronavirus transmission "occurs early in the course of illness," the CDC explained — generally in the one or two days before symptoms begin and two or three days after.

"Therefore, people who test positive should isolate for 5 days and, if asymptomatic at that time, they may leave isolation if they can continue to mask for 5 days to minimize the risk of infecting others," the CDC said in a statement.

[https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2021/s1227-isolation-quarantine-guid

I've been constructing a timeline of every event/date mentioned in the show, and holy hell are the writers bad at keeping the info straight. I started this little side project a few weeks ago while on recovery from surgery, but some redditors were having trouble finding the original post and DM'ed me about it, so I figured I'd post an updated version.

Get ready for a wild ride!

• War of 1812 (circa 1812-1815)--USS Bannister wrecks 34 British vessels; destroyed by enemy ship with cannonball
• 1824--Temperance Hudson born
• 1845--Charity Hudson born
• 1847--Lamia kills children; Edith Yates/Fowler (WiW) seals vapor/soul in Box 12 in Historical Society
• 1847--Temperance Hudson "dies"
• 1857--Charity Hudson steals Temperance Hudson's belongings from the Women in White
• 1861--Charity Hudson steals Marvin family heirloom (spiral candle); currently located in Icarus hall in Temperance's possession
• 1863--Charity Hudson Dow dies at Gettysburg, age 18
• Road Back AKA Icarans (credit: link from u/PopCultureNerd in original post)
  • 1920--Icarans formed in response to suffrage movement
  • 1929--meteorite crash
  • 1935--Icarus Hall built
  • 1939--WiW and Icarans clash; WiW place hex on Icarans; two surviving Icarans travel to Boston and rebrand as The Road Back
• 1961--Celia Hudson born
• 1970--Ralph T. Jenkins born
• 1975; Harbor Day--Mac, Javier, Rita, Autumn, Perry, and AJ call to the Aglaeca; 3-year-old Hannah Gruen survives
  • Mac obtains '45 record from Historical Society; Buddy hides it and Mac kills him as a result
  • 7 days after Harbor Day, everyone dies except AJ
• 1981; October 8--Everett Hudson kills brother Josiah
• 1986--Ralph T. Jenkins survives 3-car crash via shroud
• 1994--Owen Marvin born
• 1999--Ryan Hudson brings Lucy Sable to the Velvet Masque
• 2000; August 31--Nancy born; Lucy Sable dies
• 2000-2001--Drews live in Europe to escape Hudsons
• 2003-2009--Claire the Baneberry Poisoner
  • Victims: Liza (2003), Bridget (2004); Pam (2005); Lisa (2007); Natalie (2008); Vanessa (2009)
    • Note: doesn't make sense bc S1E10 suggests only Liza, Bridget, and Pam were victims (Thom received ciphers for all three victims); Lisa, Natalie, and Vanessa never even mentioned
• 2013--Rose Turnbull kidnapped by Nathan Gomber; Dolores Barrett murdered same week
• November 30, 2014--Paul Klohs (owner of Marine Mechanics, Owl Cove, Maine) goes sailing with wife Olivia and daughter Elizabe