NESSIE Puns

A list of puns related to "NESSIE"

What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?

It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!

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👤︎ u/NotMetheThree
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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👤︎ u/GantMan
📅︎ Aug 18 2014
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I hear you're hunting the Loch Ness monster.

May not be Nessie-ssary, but Beast of Loch to you!

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👤︎ u/Seerofthingsmissed
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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