Last Mystery Pun For the Week, Enjoy.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, but today is a gift
That's why it's called PRESENT.
What's another name for a rabbit mystery?
I recently started writing a mystery novel....
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
What do you call appetizers at a murder mystery party?
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?
How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?
I bought a murder mystery jigsaw.
I'm still trying to piece it together.
The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery
When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.
Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?
All of his stories had Twist endings.
Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets
Now they have nothing to go on.
I solved the mystery of the open luggage!
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
Cozy mysteries are a gold mine
What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?
What Disney character solved the most mysteries?
Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.
So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?
I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
I’m reading a murder mystery in braille, the tension is palpable.
Why a man wants to get married is a mystery to some. Why he would want to marry more than one wife...
My wife: Sometimes you're a mystery
Me: But usually I'm a Mr. W.
Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. are clearly from Colombia
They make it very clear in every episode that they’re Medellín kids.
Who you gonna call a rapper that solves paranormal mysteries?
Why is this mystery so hard to solve?
What do you call a murder mystery about desserts?
Superman Mystery Solved
Clark kent loves women that have “L” names: Lois Lane, Lana Lang, etc. It must be because he’s from the House of “El.”
"Kids, I’ve been thinking of writing a mystery novel…"
Need help coming up with a punny Murder Mystery title
I'm planning a murder mystery game (you know, where everyone has a character and whatever) and they always have pun titles, but I'm stuck.
It's set in the future, in a semi-dystopian steam punk-inspired kinda setting. A scientist was murdered, while doing research into a new drug that would have had questionable effects on society. I know it's not much to go by, but any ideas?
EDIT: thanks heaps everyone! You guys are awesome!
I was reading a book about the mystery of anti-gravity
Why anyone wold want to get married is a mystery to me
Why anyone would get married to two people at once is a bigamistery.
Mystery solved
Wife: I just swept, I don't understand where all of this dog hair came from.
Me: Probably the dog.
The eye roll was likely visible from orbit.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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