Money puns
I need a money pun for a title of a speech Iβm giving about the history of money. I knew you guys would spark my creativity.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Money Puns are Pun-ey
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︎ Jul 08 2018
I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money
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︎ Feb 16 2021
If money can't buy love...
....then why do dating sites charge?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I tried to make money as a sculptor,
but I could only get the heads right so I went bust.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Instead of a swear jar I have a negativity jar. Everytime I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Thereβs some money down the drain
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Where does Frosty keep his money?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
A friend of mine makes good money selling camelβs milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
My Grandpa always said "don't watch your money, watch your health."
Then one day when I was watching my health, he stole my wallet.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
I saw a banker burying money under the bushes in his garden
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I can't abide lending money, just the sight of an IOU note makes me furious.
I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
When I fled the scene of the accident.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Where do fish get their money?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
If you want to make easy money, just take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Why is money called dough?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Where does a pool table keep its money?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What do you call an actor with money problems?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I make money by selling simple sandwiches
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you call the money your garbage business earns?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
How did the Nazis get their money?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
My high school bully still takes my lunch money.
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I gave some dude the money I'd saved to to buy bushes to line my property. I'd introduce you, but
my hedge fund manager hates reddit.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, βItβs worth it to spend money on good speakers.β
That was some sound advice.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
So I wanted to withdraw some money.
Have to try again later because for some reason I canβt ATM.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Kid: Why do you stand on one leg while you get money out of the ATM?
Dad: Iβm checking my balance.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.
That's a first degree burn.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why did people loose so much money in derivative products and markets.
Because they had no option.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Please just take my money you deserve it
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Where did the nut keep his money?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
**Genie: I will grant you 2 wishes** **Me: I want to be rich.** **Genie: Okay granted, second wish?** **Rich: I'd like loads of money.**
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What do you call a vegetable that makes money?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I always put my money in drums
Because itβs a sound investment.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I got my chips before I put my money into the vending machine
I guess it's out of order.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didnβt work well. The preacher told him:
Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.
Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
The genie asked, "Whatβs your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "Whatβs your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers
He's showing dangerous simptoms
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I took some money off the wallβ¦
Now I hear my roommate saying, "Where's wall dough?"
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
The last thing my grandfather told me was βItβs worth spending money on good speakers.β
That was some sound advice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
The last thing my grandfather told me was βIt is worth spending money on good speakers.β
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︎ Dec 19 2020
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