I want to buy a modest farm house.

3 bed, 2 bath. Nothing over the top.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Huge_bobs
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Modest Tree (OC)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RonPalancik
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What do you call a modest insect?

A Humblebee

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What do you call a modest insect?

A Humble Bee

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Ill find you one way or another dad.

Very modest of you, glad youโ€™re not lion.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/abmnbt/short_story/ed24i0m?utm_source=reddit-android

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A new dad moved in next door...

So, as the title says, a new dad moved in next door with his young wife and infant son.

All the houses in the neighborhood are fairly modest and perfect for new families and first time homebuyers, so we get a lot of those.

As they were unloading, I decided to do the neighborly thing and quickly introduce myself without getting too much in their way.

While we were chatting, his wife comes out with the LARGEST great dane Iโ€™ve ever seen.

The shock on my face mustโ€™ve been obvious because he quickly explained, with a bit of an annoyed tone, โ€œYea, thatโ€™s my wifeโ€™s dog. I still have my childhood cat, but now this is my biggest pet, Peeve.โ€

โ€œCome say hello, Peeve!โ€

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My son and I were stocking up for the Christmas party at our new rural home...

And on the way back, my son and I tortillaed through three bags of family size Doritos.

We would have pointed fingers at one another, but they were already in our mouths. Sucky situation, I know.

I turned the car around and said, "Son, now our mission is snackfued."

Salty from our spell of bad luck, we licked our lips and hightailed it back to Walgreens. I sent a MSG to my wife to tell her about the crunch we were in.

Many of our guests had already arrived when we finally returned, holding up our carb-earned trophies.

It was then that my son's friend complimented our modest country estate: "Cool Ranch!"

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My dad dropped the hammer

My dad, who is Indian, lives in a small college town with a small community of modest, nerdy Indians.

Enter the one fashionista who shows up at a get together sporting a DKNY shirt. My dad walks up, seemingly completely ignorant, and loudly asks, "WHAT IS THIS DONKEY SHIRT?"

Fashionista cried. I died.

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My girlfriend was telling me that moths don't like cedar...

Me: "That's what moth balls are made of."

GF: "Really? Is that why they hate them?"

Me: "No, it's actually because they're so modest."

GF: Gives me puzzled look

Me: "They don't want you to cedar balls."

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What do you call a modest insect ?

A humblebee

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