If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....

He would be the Pastor of Muppets

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👤︎ u/proweld7
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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Did you hear about the man who stole from Miss Piggy?

The priest said he kermitted a sin!

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👤︎ u/piedude3
📅︎ Oct 27 2015
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Why did miss piggie break off their engagement?

She was afraid of kermitment

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👤︎ u/mkazen
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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It's a shame, he'd make a great dad.
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📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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