Misfire Puns

A list of puns related to "Misfire"

My dad decided to name his new truck "Stormtrooper"...

That way he doesn't hit anything

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👤︎ u/LDM312
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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"Did you hear about the guy who kept stealing cans of red paint?"

"Yeah! I heard he got caught red handed!"

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👤︎ u/TheDoge55545
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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Not a joke per se, but definitely fits - I texted my daughter "in a bottle" and then waited for her to ask "what's this I don't get it. How come out of the blue you just randomly send me the message 'in a...' ... I hate you"

Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.

Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"

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👤︎ u/evilbrent
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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