let Minnow too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinnxmxn_219
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Why is a minnow always the first suspect for a crime?

Because he's always a little fishy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cha0sCaus3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Let minnow if you've heard this one before
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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A daddy minnow, a mommy minnow, and two baby minnows went camping...

Four, all in tents and porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I bought some minnows to go fishing, but they gave me earthworms...

it was the old bait and switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellyRapscallion
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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My 8yo son hit me with this one tonight before bed: "Why did the minnow cross the ocean?"

"To get to the other tide."

I'm too young to be a grandfather!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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If you guys sea any fishy puns.... let minnow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingPufflePuff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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The first frog was a real minnow-vation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/soylent_me
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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I came across a tiny fish urinating.

I asked its name and she said "Elle." That's right, I saw Elle, a minnow, pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPlatypus1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do they call baby fish going through the change of life?

Minnow pause?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I once caught a fish with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.

I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_Minnow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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If you can think of a better fish pun than me

Then let minnow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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A king was looking to protect his secret maze...

...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.

For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.

He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.

When the king learned of this, he was very angry.

"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.

The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmecau
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaraudingAvenger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I’ve been trying to write jokes about small fish

If you hear any, would you let minnow?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I can tell you a joke about a fish if you want

... just let minnow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freebird37179
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Water bottle wisdom imgur.com/7qMxKbA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/summerrane
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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What did the small fish say to his friend after he told him something important?

Thanks for letting minnow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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If you know a better fish pun

Let minnow

Oldie but goodie!! Sorry if it has been here before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burtman72
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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I'm looking for some good fish jokes

If you know any...

Let minnow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marocu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Run out of pun

I thought about posting another fish pun today.... But I'm trying to scale back. If you've got any let Minnow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GanZheng
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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What happens when small fish get too old to lay eggs?

They go through minnow-pause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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What do fish parents drive?

A minnow-van!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psycho_Hobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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If anyone has a great fish pun...

Let minnow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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if you can think of a better fish pun

let minnow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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If you know a better fish pun?

Let minnow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rolling_Heavy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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If you can think of a better fish pun...

...please let minnow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rinkytinker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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