A list of puns related to "Minnows"
Four, all in tents and porpoises.
Because he's always a little fishy
it was the old bait and switch.
"To get to the other tide."
I'm too young to be a grandfather!
I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide Iβm sure youβll sea the porpoise isnβt me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that Iβm hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and Iβll gladly clam up. Iβd hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.
Then let minnow
Dam.
... just let minnow.
If you hear any, would you let minnow?
...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.
For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.
He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.
When the king learned of this, he was very angry.
"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.
The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."
Thanks for letting minnow
Let minnow
Oldie but goodie!! Sorry if it has been here before
If you know any...
Let minnow
I thought about posting another fish pun today.... But I'm trying to scale back. If you've got any let Minnow
A minnow-van!
They go through minnow-pause.
Let minnow!
let minnow.
Let minnow.
...please let minnow.
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