let Minnow too.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cinnxmxn_219
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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A daddy minnow, a mommy minnow, and two baby minnows went camping...

Four, all in tents and porpoises.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2020
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Why is a minnow always the first suspect for a crime?

Because he's always a little fishy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cha0sCaus3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2020
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Let minnow if you've heard this one before
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i_like_miniwheats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2020
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I bought some minnows to go fishing, but they gave me earthworms...

it was the old bait and switch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SmellyRapscallion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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My 8yo son hit me with this one tonight before bed: "Why did the minnow cross the ocean?"

"To get to the other tide."

I'm too young to be a grandfather!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pleasedothenerdful
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2019
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Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joker-here
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2019
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If you guys sea any fishy puns.... let minnow.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingPufflePuff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2018
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The first frog was a real minnow-vation.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soylent_me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2015
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I once caught a fish with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.

I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MC_Minnow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2020
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If you can think of a better fish pun than me

Then let minnow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2019
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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaraudingAvenger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2019
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I can tell you a joke about a fish if you want

... just let minnow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/freebird37179
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2020
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I’ve been trying to write jokes about small fish

If you hear any, would you let minnow?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2019
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A king was looking to protect his secret maze...

...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.

For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.

He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.

When the king learned of this, he was very angry.

"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.

The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cmecau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2019
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What did the small fish say to his friend after he told him something important?

Thanks for letting minnow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2019
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Water bottle wisdom imgur.com/7qMxKbA
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/summerrane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2017
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If you know a better fish pun

Let minnow

Oldie but goodie!! Sorry if it has been here before

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/burtman72
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2019
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I'm looking for some good fish jokes

If you know any...

Let minnow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/marocu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2018
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Run out of pun

I thought about posting another fish pun today.... But I'm trying to scale back. If you've got any let Minnow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GanZheng
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2018
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What do fish parents drive?

A minnow-van!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Psycho_Hobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2018
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What happens when small fish get too old to lay eggs?

They go through minnow-pause.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2017
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If anyone has a great fish pun...

Let minnow!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Boom223
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2019
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if you can think of a better fish pun

let minnow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2016
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If you know a better fish pun?

Let minnow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rolling_Heavy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2014
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If you can think of a better fish pun...

...please let minnow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rinkytinker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2016
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