Methuselah Puns

A list of puns related to "Methuselah"

What does Methuselah's father do when he gets to a front door?

Enochs

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Sep 18 2021
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What do you call an old vampire?

Grampire

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👤︎ u/CropDustinAround
📅︎ Jun 20 2022
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What did the canary say when his cage fell apart?

Cheap Cheap!!! (This joke is older than Methuselah!)

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👤︎ u/SkipperBiff
📅︎ Oct 07 2021
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