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Metamorphosis Puns

A list of puns related to "Metamorphosis"

Some kids have no concept of fantasy metamorphosis.

So I'm at Costco picking up the hot dog meal I had added to my order at the checkout. The girl at the food court register yells to the guy working in the back, "Hey! Can you make me a hot dog?"

I looked at her dead serious, waved my spirit fingers, and said, "POOF! YOU'RE A HOT DOG!"

.... She didn't get it. Kids these days...

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👤︎ u/NGinuity
📅︎ Jun 08 2015
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My father-in-law told my wife that there was “pee” on the floor
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👤︎ u/fishguts1001
📅︎ Sep 30 2013
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