Metalhead Puns

There were about 5 or 6 cemeteries we went to.

Dad: "so you think after today we've experienced..."

Dad: ...

Dad: "...megadeth"

My parents are selling the house and yesterday we had people checking it out along with the real estate agent.

Now I'm a metalhead and that's pretty obvious when you see my room. I got band posters and flags, loads of CD's and two guitars there.

So when it was all over, the agent came to me and told me I have a great taste of music. I told him I expected him to be more of a house guy. I don't think he got it.