French people are really hardcore.

They eat pain for breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3ammakshooter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I found a hardcore Blink-182 fan and punster.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2016
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You know what’s hardcore?

An avocado

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davis15132
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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How hardcore is camping

Its intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pulsar0516
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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How do you call a hardcore punner?

A punk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punny_boo_boo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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Most peeps don't think gold jewelry is hardcore

But I think it's pretty metal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gwtkof
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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Sooo hardcore!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DIDDMS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2013
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Where do hardcore people sleep?

Intense!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manubamboo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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I was talking to a hardcore metal fan and got to thinking

The life of a fan must really blow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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I got Dad-Joked hardcore tonight at work...

I work at the local movie theater, and I was selling tickets when:

Dad: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Me: ...? Dad: Tentacles! Har har har!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legostar224
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He worked it out with a calculator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoggyOfAustralia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Frozen apple

I ate a frozen apple Hardcore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderJrack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I only lasted a month at the calender factory.

They fired me after taking a day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Good pun for a stoner neighbor named Cole?

Moved into a new apartment complex, me and a dude named Cole hit it off really hard. He is very obviously a HARDCORE stoner... I wanna stop calling him Cole and start calling him something that puns off his name Cole. Any suggestions??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidImAPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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I am very, very skilled at parking. I could probably park a car in any spot you think wouldn't be possible.

One could say I'm a hardcore parker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PooterContributor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Got dadjoked by my 6 yr old daughter

She is REALLY into sharks right now, and the other day she said "Daddy, I sure am glad I'm a girl." I asked why. She said "because sharks are man-eaters." Love that girl!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dm919
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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Frozen apples.

They're hardcore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webspresso
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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My boyfriend whipped this one out on me today.

I've been hardcore PMSing lately, so I made brownies. I messed up the recipe somehow so, rationally, I started crying because I really wanted homemade brownies.

He walks in, hugs me, and says babe, it's okay. You're ovary-acting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flynngravy69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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I like my porn how I like my apples.

Hardcore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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Dad and golf

My dad said he saw someone running and jumping over benches and trash cans while he was at the golf course today. My mom responded "some kind of hardcore parkour?"

His reply "no it was par-four parkour"

/face palm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wangchief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2013
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French people are so hardcore

They eat pain for breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soekjr03
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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French people are so hardcore

They eat pain for breakfast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aidangf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I just ate a frozen apple

It was hardcore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OkiDokiTokiLoki
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Ate a frozen apple earlier

Hardcore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cj8490
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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