Whenever I’m yelling at my kids, I take out my transparent megaphone.

So that they can hear me loud and clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Have you heard they've created a special megaphone for babies?

For crying out loud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntheusBax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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I've never understood why people sob quietly?

Use a megaphone for crying out loud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Awesome-79
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Shoutout to my Grandpa!

Because that's the only way he can hear you.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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My 7y/o daughter Dad joked my dad.

He just back from driving my grandmother home from visiting her friend at the hospital. She's 87 in great health but does nothing but complain about anything and everything, even though she lives with family and has company all the time.

He walks back in the house and says "Wow I didn't even hear her complain once!"

My daughter made the megaphone with her hands and yelled "Can you hear me baba...did you go deaf!!"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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Deer Call

We were taking a tour of a national park, where you drive around in your car and look at all the fauna from a distance. (Think safari, but in the US instead of the Savanna)

My grandfather, who is very stoic and usually pretty quiet, asked us if we wanted to hear his deer call. We of course said yes, so he takes his time rolling up a magazine to use as a megaphone.

He rolls his window down, puts the makeshift megaphone to his mouth...takes a deep breath...and shouts "HERE DEER, HERE DEER!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyitsmecolku
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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My office

Any time anyone says they have to use the restroom, our boss calls out, "If you don't come back.... URINE trouble!"

Sometimes he shouts it accross the entire office. Like a preschooler with super hearing and a megaphone. One time, with an actual megaphone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avatarstormcrow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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