If you have to release some aggression never yell into a colander.
You will strain your voice.
Sometimes I randomly yell out "constipation"
You wouldn't get it though, it's an inside joke.
What do people yell as the king of cheese land walks by?
I visited my friend's place and from the bathroom his 5 yo son yells I'm peein'!
I quickly responded European? I thought you were American! My friend just looks at me like well done.
i wouldn’t yell into that
They need to make an NFL team that is called the Cashews so when the team run onto the field the crowd yells "GO NUTS!".
What did Edward Scissor Hands yell when he chopped down a tree?
Why do Ewoks never yell when fighting?
They only have the Endor voices.
What did the tomato yell at the Salad Bar?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What does cheese yell when throwing something away?
What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
I was in the bar last night when the waitress yells "Does anyone know CPR?"
I yelled back "I know all those letters!" Everyone laughed, well except this one guy.
What letter do you yell when your mother-in-law falls into the lake?
A boy is shoving candy into his face when his mom yells at him to stop.
"Don't eat so much candy all at once!"
"Why?" the boy replied.
"If you eat too much candy, you're stomach will get bigger, and bigger, and it will eventually explode!"
The boy is shocked by this image an immediately stops eating candy. The next day, the boy and mom go to church together, and the boy sits down next to a very visibly pregnant woman. The boy looks at her stomach, then up to her face, and says, "I know what you've been doing."
Two nuts are running down the street. The one nut yells to the other nut.
If you can't stand this one, don't forget to yell "Timber" before falling over
When I take chicken out of the freezer, I yell “BOO!” At it.
When the kids ask me why, I tell them that we are having
Chicken afraid-o for dinner!
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
What did the science teacher yell to his loud class?
What do you call a berry that yells too much?
What did the producer yell as the dancer backed up?
A guy shows up late for work. His boss yells, “You should have been here at 8:30!”
The guy replies, “Why, what happened at 8:30?”
My wife always yells at me for not knowing how to properly season my food, but I don’t mind.
I take it with a pinch of sugar.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells “you smelt my armour!”
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: “Yes, and what a lovely scent it had.”
What did the protestor yell in the German bakery?
Edgar Allan Poe is about to run into a tree. What do you yell at him?
We know the Panama has had its problems, and the Suez had that ship stuck recently, but my co-worker must know of another problematic waterway. Every day he yells out...
‘Far Canal. I hate this place’.
What do you yell at a Chinese board game tournament?
When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
10 yr old daughter playing video games yells, “GIRL!”
Dad response, “You know it’s true...”
Daughter laughs (she actually likes my Dad jokes... heh) 🙂
What did Jack yell when he angrily chopped down his favorite tree in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrr-ton
What did Geronimo yell when he went skydiving?
A college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.
"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.
"Sony!" yells the blonde girl in the front.
Why did the cow yell at the car?
Because the car wouldn’t mooooove!
If Dan could yell very loud
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
What did the farmer yell to the shepherds who ran away after their flocks ate all his grass?
Why should you never yell into a colander?
You don't want to strain your voice.
Never yell into a colander
Never yell into a colander
You should never yell into a colander.
You'll strain your voice.
Never ever yell at a sieve.
What did the janitor yell as he jumped out of the closet?
What did they yell at Edgar Allen Poe when he nearly walked into a tree?
The secret service aren’t allowed to yell “GET DOWN” anymore if the president is about to be attacked.
Instead they say, “DONALD, Duck!”
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