Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
What a Marvelous pun! ...wait
Need help on Avengers and Medical related pun
doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is
I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.
I'm a part of the WANDaVision.
When Chris Hemsworth was cast by Marvel they gave him an exercise routine. When asked what he thought of it, he responded
I was Thor just thinking about it.
I really like that actress in “House of Cards,” “Manhattan” and “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.”
Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?
I mean he's essentially a giant banner
Which Marvel superhero is Fozzy Bear's favorite?
Black Panther.
Waka-waka-wakanda forever!
If Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos...
I support Statehood for DC
But also Marvel and Dark Horse.
Which Marvel antihero says the most wordplay jokes?
My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.
"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.
The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."
If you think Marvel is planning to clone Benjamin J. Grimm,
you've got another Thing coming.
I once caught a fish with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.
I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.
DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.
They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."
Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?
Girls who like marvel are loki kinda cute.
When Captain Marvel goes to the bathroom it's creepy.
Dad isn't a marvel fan
So I put on hulk cosplay and I send a pic of myself to pops
Dad? Guess whose this?? <<
>> A virgin.
Fml
What Marvel character grew up in San Francisco but ended up playing baseball in Tampa?
Did they really think it through?
Marvel obviously ran out of names for their heroes. They named him "Antman". Wouldnt it just be better to name him "Uncle"?
What’s Caitlyn Jenner’s favourite Marvel series?
If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard
Why did Thanos settle on Asgard for his vacation?
He wanted to keep it low key (Loki)
Marvel hired a new comic book artist, her name is An. They told her to create a new character.
Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos.
She was played by Debris Larson.
I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk
He's essentially a giant banner
I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...
....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.
I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...
He's basically a giant banner.
Idk why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk.
He is essentially a giant banner.
I don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put ads on hulk
He's essentially a large banner
Idk why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk
He is basically a giant banner.
I don’t why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements in the hulk..
He’s pretty much one giant banner..
I don’t know why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on the hulk
He’s essentially a giant Banner
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