Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:

"No it's not, it's MUNday!" The apprentice has now become the master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
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What a Marvelous pun! ...wait
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alonn12
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Need help on Avengers and Medical related pun

doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakka_Jakka
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I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.

I'm a part of the WANDaVision.

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When Chris Hemsworth was cast by Marvel they gave him an exercise routine. When asked what he thought of it, he responded

I was Thor just thinking about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I really like that actress in β€œHouse of Cards,” β€œManhattan” and β€œThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.”

I’m a Rachel Brosnafan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backalleywillie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AussieWizard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Marvel at the
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?

I mean he's essentially a giant banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Which Marvel superhero is Fozzy Bear's favorite?

Black Panther.

Waka-waka-wakanda forever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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If Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos...

she'd be Debris Larson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negative_Integer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I support Statehood for DC

But also Marvel and Dark Horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekim84
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Which Marvel antihero says the most wordplay jokes?

The Pun-isher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.

"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.

The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jurassicbond
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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If you think Marvel is planning to clone Benjamin J. Grimm,

you've got another Thing coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I once caught a fish with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.

I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_Minnow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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MARVELous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david_pridson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.

They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwakerjak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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Crossover with marvel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnzaw17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?

It's Marvel-less

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggd_x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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A marvel-ous pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RijsAgainst
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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THE TRUE MARVEL, F
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManikSahdev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Girls who like marvel are loki kinda cute.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjodor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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When Captain Marvel goes to the bathroom it's creepy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Dad isn't a marvel fan

So I put on hulk cosplay and I send a pic of myself to pops

     Dad? Guess whose this?? <<

>> A virgin.

Fml

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swaggersouls_2001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Marvel -ous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david_pridson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What Marvel character grew up in San Francisco but ended up playing baseball in Tampa?

Bay-to-Ray Bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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A true marvel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cnecatigil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Did they really think it through?

Marvel obviously ran out of names for their heroes. They named him "Antman". Wouldnt it just be better to name him "Uncle"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What’s Caitlyn Jenner’s favourite Marvel series?

The X-men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connorb1203
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard

With Avengers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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Why did Thanos settle on Asgard for his vacation?

He wanted to keep it low key (Loki)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinzlo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Marvel hired a new comic book artist, her name is An. They told her to create a new character.

She called him Andrew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nogxx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos.

She was played by Debris Larson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negative_Integer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk

He's essentially a giant banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LysdexicGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...

....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...

He's basically a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fresh1134206
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Idk why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk.

He is essentially a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycannon7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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I don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put ads on hulk

He's essentially a large banner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Idk why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk

He is basically a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby-did
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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I don’t why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements in the hulk..

He’s pretty much one giant banner..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweatybooty1983
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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I don’t know why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on the hulk

He’s essentially a giant Banner

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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