Maria, Marcos, and Maveric were siblings. Maria was ploting a prank on her brothers, so being the good friend i am, i had to...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_inevitable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Best alias I've ever heard was in the Unicycle Football League in San Marcos TX: Don Quishowte

Anyone know of another instance of this name pun?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
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I have a Hispanic coworker named Marco who works in the kitchen.

Today the chef asked him to prepare an order of chicken, so he said, "Marco, pollo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihavespaceballs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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Marco Pollo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NastyNecros
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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Marco...

My mom and I were talking about how Marco Polo spent a long time in Kublai Khan's court. She mentions that his father abandoned him there. My dad says, "Yeah, he couldn't find him in the pool...He kept calling 'Marco!'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tlkshwhst
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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"Marco Polo"

Dad: "What are you watching?"

Son: "Marco Polo, it is one of those netflix original series things."

Dad: "So where do they keep the pool?"

Context: watching the netflix series "Marco Polo".

Family rolls eyes and father chuckles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AniviaReborn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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What do you call an unvaccinated Italian?

Marco Polio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PootisWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conturbation
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What do anti-vaxx kids play at the pool?

Marco Polio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaCl_Ye
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What's an anti-vaxxer's favorite game to play at the pool with their kids?

Marco Polio.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elsalse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Story of a boy

I knew a young couple who had a baby boy they named Marco. They did not believe in vaccinations and at 8 Marco got polio and just could not stand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arbdef
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I work in a Mexican restaurant, and the cook dadjokes me the same way every day.

Any time I order something that lists "chicken" as an option, like fajitas for example, he asks the following:

"You've got fajitas? Okay, chicken or pollo?"

At this point I just tell him either one is fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conejaverde
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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Forgot a shirt at parent's house

Dad: NervousPooer, you forgot one of your shirts at our house yesterday.

Me: Oh? What shirt was it?

Dad: Hmm...

Me: Oh Polo?

Dad: Marco!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NervousPooer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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