A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cultureduh1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.

What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn’t planet.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call a sick bird from Mars?

An ill Eagle alien

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Breathtaking view of the milky way from mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhiIipp1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Because there's no nightlife on Mars.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recoro06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call communist mars?

Marx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niccgurrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why are there no cats on mars?

Curiosity killed them all.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Why can't cats live on mars

Curiosity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqeel01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?

"a lone mask" wants to know !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Bruno Mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fazielr
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Elon Musk just cracked a great joke about going to Mars, was it off the cuff?

Or did he planet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadToTheBone86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cliffter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What’s the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?

24 carrot magic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Mars: I’m wet

NASA: I’m coming over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lookbehindyou___
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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How do you make pancakes on Mars?

Using a marzipan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spalmon314
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHappiePlayer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I finally found water on Mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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They’re taking us to Mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMadMatt16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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NASA should build a pub on Mars.

Mars bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennogram_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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If we discovered life on Mars and their skin would happen to be white with black spots we should call them Dalmartians
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GismoWasTaken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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MaR Kelly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedurtyjoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogbynnoj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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Life On Mars?

Did you know there used to be life on Mars? Yeah, there used to be a giant cat that lived up there. Guess which rover we sent to greet it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbeegz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Elon Musk put a restaurant on Mars.

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I am not sure what the first church on Mars would look like.

But the mass would be the same.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Why haven't Elon Musk been to Mars yet?

It's too falcon far.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars..

So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RLU763
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sh8p3rSnk3N
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Does the orbit between earth and mars of all teapots that do not contain themselves contain itself?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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There was an Opportunity to make Mars rover puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LightningProd12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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If Elon doesn't go to Mars, it will be a missed opportunity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chefitutide
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...

The whole mission must be scrubbed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I wanted to see new pictures of Mars today

But the Opportunity is lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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My wife showed me a website where you can send your name on a microchip on the Mars 2020 Rover.

I told her I'm glad the rover is not going to Uranus.

Wesbite for those interested in sending their name to Mars and not Uranus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobbanisgod
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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My friends and I are doing a project on Mars and our group name was, β€œDeimos! at the Disco”

Because Deimos and Phobos are Mars’s moons. Phobos means Fear and you can guess what Deimos means

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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How do you organise a party on Mars?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarybaubles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I want to create a cologne that is the scent of Mars.

I’m calling it: Elon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrassyBones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar

But they didn't planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why are there are no cats on Mars ?

Curiosity killed them all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why are there no cats on mars?

Curiosity killed them all.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?

24 carrot magic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocks_D_Ririck
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on mars?

The food was incredible but the atmosphere wasn’t that great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...

...But they didn't planet that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...

but they didn't planet that way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pats5lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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