What do you do if a lady pushes you into a manhole?

Sewer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I really love manhole covers...

They're grate.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What did the lawyer do to the lady that pushed him into a manhole?

Sewer.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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A pair of men's underwear can also be called a manhole cover.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7CatsInAMansuit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who jumped off of the Empire State Building and fell through a manhole? (X-Post /r/meanjokes)

He commited sewercide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HybridSpacePanda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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Saw a manhole today that was unusually oversized, and my wife commented on the fact

I said that it must be a "men hole"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?

Asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhaleesiDog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why do gay guys like to fish in the sewer?

Because they like to cast their rods into manholes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IonnoFry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Dad and I were walking along Ash St.

When he stopped to look at a manhole cover.

"It's a good thing they put this cover here. Otherwise it would be an ash hole."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2013
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