DOES ANYONE ELSE FORGET THE ABBREVIATION FOR MAINE?
OR IS IT JUST ME?
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
It was a pinto.
Dudeβs going to Maine and thereβs a city called βBangorβ which is kind of like the word βbangerβ which means really cool, fun, great, etc.
I always dream about opening up a horse groomer in Maine.
I'd call it, Maine's main mane on main.
I asked a horse farmer why horses from Maine are so much more expensive.
Although more difficult to maintain, he said their manes are their main appeal.
Maine has the highest rate of infidelity out of any state in the US
What a disturbing state of affairs
TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it βHawaii 2β because βitβs on the Maine land.β connecticut.cbslocal.com/β¦
What's the favorite cheer for Maine's best rowing team, the Vegetarians?
Lettuce romaine!
Maine is pretty selfish
it's all ME, ME, ME.
I went to Maine and ate all the seafood.
I was feeling shellfish.
The kids and I went to visit a historic light house in Maine...
But I don't get it, that house seemed pretty heavy to me
Why didn't the bread rise in the great state of Maine.
Wrong dough Maine
Lately I just canβt seem to get enough of Maine.
Some would say Iβm a Maine-iac.
While camping in Maine last weekend...
We're on our way to go on a moose tour, when he dropped this one:
Dad: How do you stop a moose from charging?
Me: ..I don't know, how?...
Dad: Take away his credit card!
My uncle and cousin driving through Maine.
Uncle: It says take the main road. Which one's the main road?
Cousin: Dad, I think they're all Maine roads.
Uncle: I've taught you well, son.
