Mail order bride Puns

A list of puns related to "Mail order bride"

My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...

and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.

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👤︎ u/VariousOtherLesbians
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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I told my Russian mail-order bride about my 304.8mm fetish

She's willing to go the extra 1.60934km for me.

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👤︎ u/Target359
📅︎ May 04 2018
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Got my wife today

Mail order brides are awesome, am I right?

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👤︎ u/ryanando
📅︎ Mar 23 2015
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