My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...

and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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I told my Russian mail-order bride about my 304.8mm fetish

She's willing to go the extra 1.60934km for me.

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👤︎ u/Target359
📅︎ May 04 2018
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Got my wife today

Mail order brides are awesome, am I right?

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👤︎ u/ryanando
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