8 Hilarious Madeira Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's £1?"

He said, "That's Madeira cake"

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👤︎ u/the_houser

📅︎ Nov 10 2020

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I went to cake shop and all the cakes were £1 except one which was £3...

I asked the shopkeeper why and he said "That's Madeira cake"

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👤︎ u/jambo2016

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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Dad Joked my mum at dinner

So we were having dinner last night, and we got to dessert. So my mum turned round and asked "Does anyone want Madeira cake?". Without missing a beat, I answered with "that depends, how much dearer was it?". I was met with groans from all except my mums boyfriend, who happens to be rather great at dad jokes.

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👤︎ u/ACGamerUk

📅︎ May 12 2014

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All off your cakes are 50p how come this one is a £1?

That’s Madeira cake!

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👤︎ u/Jxngles

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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I said to the baker “how come all your cakes are 50p but that one is £1?”

He said “that’s Madeira cake”

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos

📅︎ Sep 09 2019

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I said to the baker “ how come all your cakes are 50p and that one is £1?”

He said “ that one is Madeira cake”

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👤︎ u/Forever_Ron

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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I was in a shop where all the cakes were £1. Except one that was £1.50...

The shop keeper said that's Madeira Cake

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👤︎ u/Lav_

📅︎ Aug 02 2019

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I said to the baker "All your cakes are 50p, why is that one £1?"

He said "That's Madeira cake".

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👤︎ u/thewargingned

📅︎ Jul 07 2018

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