I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.
I saw a guy walk into a store and buy 5 smoke machines, so I called the cops.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.
It just doesn’t make any cents.
To get to the time machine.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works
It literally makes no sense
I can’t believe I wasted all my time trying to help rearrange the vending machines at my local grocery store...
I’ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are “Out of Order”
I added water to our bread machine
I don’t know if it worked, but it kneaded it.
Recently, I’ve been building a car made from old washing machine parts
I’m going to take it out a spin tomorrow
I can't stop taking money out of every cash machine I walk past...
Doctor has diagnosed I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
I accidently dropped grandma's ashes into my fog machine.
Why did the ice cream machine need money?
Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.
It’s always at the centre of a tension.
So, I bought a coin minting machine on eBay for $10...
But the thing only makes pennies. I understand now why it was so cheap.
It makes cents
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
It's too bad about the guy that overreacted after falling into a lens-making machine.
He truly made a spectacle of himself.
I hooked up a spooky mind control device to a windowblind making machine
Just thinking about it makes me shutter
I still don't understand cloning machines
Why did the machine gunner keep missing his targets?
He suffered from turret syndrome.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
Here’s a Spanish joke: Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser
What does a soda machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
They both say "insert bill here."
Turns out our washing machine DOES have a “baby poop” setting.
It’s called “Heavy Doody.”
Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
What did the nun say as she sat down at the sewing machine?
This could be habit forming.
I have absolutely no idea what a cloning machine does!
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
My wife keeps calling me a simple machine.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
I am sure someone has posted this one before, but, since I haven’t seen it, here goes! What did the wood screw say to the machine screw?
Wow! Those are some fine lookin’ threads, brotha!
Why does Robert Plant never spend any money at snack machines?
I decided to invent a time machine you wear like a belt
It turned out to be a complete waist of time
The US Postal Service doesn't have enough machines to differentiate the mail.
They're all out of sorts.
Did you hear about that guy who fell into the reupholstery machine?
Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...
It just doesn't make cents
My friend composes songs about sewing machines
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
My mate composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
Every machine in the coin factory stopped working
It just doesn't make any cents!
I write songs about sewing machines !
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
Out of all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.
It’s always the centre of a tension.
The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.
It’s always the centre of a tension.
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