My dads hilarious ruse

My dad and i was driving around and out of nowhere he says "did you know gay people sometimes get a warm feeling in their ass when they drive". I just look at him confused and carry on driving. Fast forward a few minutes i feel my ass getting warm. I look at my dad and he has the stupidest grin on his face. he had turned on the seat warmer.

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👤︎ u/kbrymannen
📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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Say the opposite of each of these words in order:
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
  6. Down
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👤︎ u/DaShivdawg
📅︎ Apr 14 2018
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If a person goes to Australia and puts on a costume to look like a roo.

Would it be a Kanga-ruse?

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📅︎ May 17 2019
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