Rude Food Puns

My wife doesn't like it when I bring food on a flight, as she thinks it's rude to the people around us. So I grabbed a single donut for our last flight, and when she reminded me that she felt it was inappropriate, I simply pointed out that this is what it was made for. After all, "it's a plane donut."

Went to pick up some food for lunch. I get to the restaurant to pick it up. The guy starts talking about how rude the last customer was. Then out of nowhere he asks me: "why does Santa had three gardens?" Because he likes to ho ho ho.